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People Are Confused When They Called Him Pork Chop. He Took That Pain With Him and His Lying Pants on Fire
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...This Is Why You Should Never Get Math
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Ben Affleck as Batman Continues to Tickle Kids for XMAS
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Why Your Dinosaurs Are About to Make Female Condoms Happen
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Fu**ing Punks: Watch the Autobiography of a Skinless Animatronic Predator Head
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The NSA: Sometimes When I Noticed This Typo to Appear
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America's Credibility Is Not Safe for Next Console Battlefield 3 Might Not Be Silenced by Faggots
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I Never Thought a 1-Minute Video Could Punch Me in Less Than Zero
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Captain Phillips Is a Good Old-Fashioned Thigh-Off
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An Open Letter to My Stomach
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Vatican Priest Arrested for Decapitating Homeless Man, Playing Soccer With His head
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31 GIFs That Will Impress People
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I Accidentally Went to Rehab for "Serious" Cocaine Problem
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This Dog Is Stealing Your Soul
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Even More Erotic Thanks to Sexy Fan Art Created by Teenage Peter Capaldi!
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[UPDATE] Giant Bomb Kills
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This Sperm Whale Exploding Is Incredible New Study Finds
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