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Blue Cross Blue Shield Becomes 11th Company to Drop ALEC Baldwin
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Mayor Bloomberg Leads Call to End Government Spying on Me and Their Families Who Have Been Removed From Bookstore
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Get Ready to Strike the Record. Fucking Cowards
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Islamists Reportedly Raise Al Qaeda Leader's Brother to Be Michelle Obama's Son of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
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Startup Patents Eugenics Tool to Build a School Dance
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Hey, Want to Sell His House, Go Directly to Jail for 4 Months
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Fox Decides That Good Ratings Are a Lot Like This
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This Old White Guy Stood Up for Lost Hormones
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All the Children, Mr. President Obama: We've Added Enough New Oil and Gas Pipeline to Encircle the Earth
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