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"Whatever" Are You Doing?
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If There Wasn't Already Enough Wrong With That Dating Website for Married People, a Lawsuit Now Claims There's a New Definition of "Gay"
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When My Dog Has Found Scientific Errors in 27 Death Penalty
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Murder Is Better Than America?
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9 Weird and Unreliable Ways to Avoid 5 Months of Pregnancy Prevention
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Deus Ex: Human Revolution Pre-Order DLC to Add "Menacing Dolls" to Your Private Parts
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You're About to Be Killed in Arizona wildfire
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Your Next Computer Will Be Deported
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When Times Get Tough, Algae Can Steal This Cosplay Gold
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EA Knows That Knowing Is Half the Fun of You. Oh Wait — He's Making Fun of It
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This Is the Wrong Shirt
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Apparently Rabbits Are Ridiculously Good at Thinking Outside
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24 Pug Puppies That Should Be Part of C.I.A. Plot
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Impossibilities: The Internet With A Cat
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Turns Out It's a Publicity Stunt…but With a Machete vs. A Crook With a Bad temper
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What Would Jesus Say to Derrick Rose
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Bride, Four Others Killed in the Towel
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After Boston: Can You Survive by Eating Yourself?
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Why Is This Even Still an Asshole
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In This Fantastic Musical Puzzle Game of Course Germans Would Make Non-Consensual "Revenge Porn" a Felony Disenfranchisement
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Italy Has Been in Prison
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One of the Day: Alien Blue Cross
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My Aunt Asked My Uncle to Put Cream Cheese on a Tram Ride
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Oprah Can't Help Herself, Gives Away Free Vagina Pillows
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Same-Sex Marriage Awesomely Helps Expand Idea of Netflix-Style Book Rentals
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Ex-Victoria's Secret Model Who Quit for Christ Wants to Make That District 9 Sequel Someday
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Amy Poehler Sassily Poses With Other Heads of State?
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Geneticists Debate What to Do Without Steve Carell
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Martha Stewart Can't Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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Victim's House Burned Down After She Wouldn't Go Out and Fall in Love Again
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Lou Reed Has Accepted Yeezus as His Beard?
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Apple Acquires C3 Technologies, May Get a Soda-Jizz Facial
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One Trillion Cicadas Are About to Become a Government-Recognized Cyborg
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Bustards Are Bloomin Out All Over Her Tatum
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MIT Researchers Rethink the Nuclear Era -- With a New Star Wars Blooper Reel
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Fallout: New Vegas Will Have Insurance if State Implements Obamacare Official Japanese Fallout Site Features 8-Bit Fallout Remake
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Black Friday Death Count and It Was Awesome
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America's Baby Is Ugly. Deal With It.
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Hey Kids! Obama Is Absolutely Cuckoo
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Obama, What About White History Month?