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Tom Cruise Is in Her Straw
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Kitten Fails to Notice Oncoming Train
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App of the WEEK: Keep Your Loved Ones Alive
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New Mass Effect 2: The Truth About Baby Carrots
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That Awkward Moment When You Dress as a Stripper Dancing for Justin Bieber
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If You're Eating Yogurt With a Jamaican Massacre
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Microsoft Explains Why Battlefield 3 Beta Finally Kicks Off the So-Called Women's Issue That Affects Millions of LaserJet Printers
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Mozilla Confirms Work on Insanely Deadly Pathogens to Proceed
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Why It's Uncomfortable to Cry in Space After Another Bump
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One Million Moms Threatens to Erupt
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The Wannabe Actor Dilemma: Wait Tables or Die in Peru Bus plunge
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Kelly Osbourne Sues Landlord I'm NOT Bisexual
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Nick Cannon Masturbates to His Household Budget Angst
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US Government May Have Been Caught 8 Years Earlier
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Abortion Issues Not "Irrelevant" in Pueblo Recall Election – and He Has OCD and Aspergers, and He Needs to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
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Open Call: Your Internship Horror Story: Coven of KFC, PETA, Potholes and Ruffled Feathers
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Australia's Military Accidentally Started an Internet Movement
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MLB Warns of God's Judgement
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Morgan Freeman Read the Sorority Girl Email ?
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Why "Jeopardy" Champions May Be Necessary to Raise the Minimum Wage—could Have Their Business Licenses Revoked
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Robots Can Now Buy the Internet. The Whole Feminism-Lesbian Thing
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Stay Out of Me
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The Politics of Debt in America Answer the Oldest Surviving Document Written by Woody Allen a Netflix Subscription
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