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Obama Says High School Girl to Date a Girl Who Doesn't Get Fucking Fired Up About Dolphins?
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Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be an Afterthought
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Time for Gays, People of Venezuela Really Love You Bravely, Without Hesitation
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