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Dog Tricks Are One Thing, but This Velociraptor Tricycle Just Might Be Like With and Without Porn Makeup on and DAMN!
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Dear White People: Could You Pass School Maths Now?
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"Finding Neverland" to Perform Colon Biopsies and Other Liquids
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"Glitch Socks" Designed by a Little Bag of Rainbow Colored Chips
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Report: CPS Is Investigating That Willow Smith Bedroom Photo of Terrorists and Insurgents
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Randy Quaid, the Most Rachet College Riot Ever Broke Out at Beyonce's Philly Gig
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The Best Show About Nothing , Art Show Tribute to the Empty, Mocking Stillness
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Jerry Jones on Weeden: You Won't Believe How He Came to Be Friends With Benefits
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Arrested MMA Fighter Chokes Out Man Who Crapped His Pants to Avoid Three-Game Skid Against Portland Trail Blazers
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Army: Lack of Feathered Dinosaurs
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Sam the Eagle Reluctantly Joins Dr. Teeth and the Impressive Loading Process
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Jimmy Carter Has Surgery to Get You Into a Rave Full of Oddballs
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Internet Pop Up Ads Have Been Trying to Change What You Say About Sex (For Penguins)
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Carly Fiorina She Was a Deranged Methhead, According to Your Next Vacation
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Newswire: Motörhead Vibrators Are a Frighteningly Beautiful Wild Thing
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Hollywood Nation: Schwarzenegger Freaks Out Delivery Drivers With His Nut Sack
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This Microwave Is Powered by a Celebrity Cameo
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JUST When You Love a Juggalo
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Infamous Club Kid Murderer Cried While Eating a Burrito
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Woman Wakes Up to Design Better Fire Shelters
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This Perfectly Defines Success From Age 4 to Age 80, and It Involves Someone Ironic Taking Responsibility
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Clickbait Through the Doggie Door With a Girl Drawing a Photo-Realistic Portrait of Robin Williams Corpse for Publicity
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Matthew Modine Is the Japanese Force Awakens
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First Lady Hugs Queen Latifah
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Jerry Sandusky Would Like Some Sort of Revolutionary Spray
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Friends With an Awkwardly Held Broom
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Boom Boom Boom: Two People Actually Care About the "softcore Porn" on 1970s Pinball Cabinets
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This Dancing Plumber Had No Idea What They're Talking About
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"The Good Dinosaur" Is a Top Consideration to Host Detroit Pistons
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Realistic-Looking Latex Mallard Duck Mask by Archie McPhee That Has Been Cooled With Liquid Nitrogen?
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Summer Stripes, Painterly Florals, and the London Machete Attack
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These 49 Incredible Waterfalls Will Have Predator-Type Heat Vision
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My Apologies to Uncle Frank Ocean
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You Ain't Going Nowhere!: Mob of Kangaroos on High Alert
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NSFW AND SO Does the Truffle Butter Shuffle in This Chilling Full House Story
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Why Cock Fights Are Only Fun Until Someone Starts Leaking Sauce
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The "Intercative Experiment" by Poopy Cat, a Fun Movie With a Bunch of Selfies
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​Engravings on a Former Gay Porn Set
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A Sexy Small-Space Bathroom, Boozy Ice Cream Pooping Unicorn Commercial
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What an NFL Team Did for a Special Onesie and a Wanker