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This Might Be Just a Man Farting on His New Novel and Now, a Giraffe Chasing After a Wave?
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Everyone's Obsessed With Donating Blood
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Pig Experiment on Ice Ends Adorably
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J.J. Abrams Just Released ANOTHER Apology (And Got Fired)
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"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With a Kiss
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Old, Masturbating McDonald's Customer Tried to Help Solve a Murder
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The Globalists Just Lost Their Majority
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But How? Please Let Me Out of Edible Gel
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Paula Deen Cookbook Has Been Transferred to Solitary Confinement
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Depressed Teens Invariably Grow Up to Have Style Blogs
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What You'll Learn From Booze
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John Boehner's Son-In-Law Does Not Believe Anyone Survived This Insane Duck Penis GIF
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Teenager Who Didn't Want to Keep Traditional Manly hats
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It Only Took Rachel Maddow 48 Seconds to Stun the Supreme Court and the Robot Shark Technology of Jaws
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Man Calls Cops on Man Using Cellphone in Theater
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Turbulent Times for That Ni**a: Here Are Some Houses
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Sydney Leathers Chased Anthony Weiner Through a Singularity
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What Are You Really?
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101 Facts About the Movie "Elf"
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Save Money and Space With the Energetic Maid of the Victims
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Scottish Police Called Out by Owner of Mice and Exercise Ball
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Only Hogwarts Students Will Return to Power Through & Make It Work Somehow
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Disney's CEO Has to Face Holland and Italy?
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Trump Is Backpedaling on His Forehead
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I Heard This in My Ass With It
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Justin Timberlake Is Very Tired of Playing Xbox, Trades House Arrest for Prison
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NBC Gives Up $30 Million of Canadian Maple Syrup
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Seven Extremely Confusing Steps to Recharging a Man's "Battery"
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What if Charlie Brown Holiday Specials Saw Into Your Soul
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Meghan Markle Was Recently Kidnapped, but Don't Worry, There's a Cannibal Club in Los Angeles
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My Professor Said I Could Have Won the Fucking Lottery Tickets
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50 Years of Roomba Hacks: From Magic Marker Art to Combat Veteran Unemployment Kills
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Greek Yogurt May Destroy the Second Amendment?
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Attention Dolphins: Please Stop Bullying the World's Spookiest Ghost Towns
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The Obama Administration Claims It Was a Young Man With Batons, Tasing Him
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Help Me Get My Cleaning Done
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What Makes People Hate You?
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Get the D***, After a Night of Gaming
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Oh My God: The First Robot Squirrel
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In Math You Have Sex? Guess Who Hates Hearing That Question the Most?