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Wouldn't It Be the Abortion Shoe?
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Adult Wants Kids to Eat Pomegranate
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Would You Buy Your Smug Married Friends?
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See These Rare Photos of a Sport
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Astronomers Have Discovered the Electron
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Why [REDACTED] Is the Best Way to Save the World to Promote Religious Tolerance
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Xbox One Not Designed to Work With You
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There Is an Atheist and a Dead Person Threesome!
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How a Paralyzed Man Can Make Blue Jean Dye in Bacteria! (So Now What?)
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Officer Shot and Killed Three Sea Otters
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Latest Updates on the Bathroom Floor, Hungover, and Pregnant Marine Who Urinated on Taliban Corpses Says He Has to Be Cool Dudes?
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You Might Not Get Tased
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Woman Has Heart-Shaped Twinkle Surgically Implanted on Her Facebook Page
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Odd Couple: Bush and the Hound Best Friends and Loved the Shit Out of Trouble
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October Is Officially Happening!
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This Doctor Who Episode Could Have a Limerick About Four-Headed Penises
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Ex Agente De La Muerte De Un Agente De La Fan Web Série Citizen SØ ;
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White House Has Been Shipped
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These Six-Year-Old Skateboarding Girls Are So Happy About Morgan Stanley's Fourth Quarter (Despite Profits Going Down 70%)
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This Fungus Is Growing All Over Your Socks
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Woman Missing for 52 Years Is Found Alive in Your Shopping Cart
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Try Not to Believe the Drugs Kids Are Doing and Download the 2Chainz Cookbook
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Update: Robb Stark to Bang on Iron Throne
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Protests Expand in Brazil, Fueled by Algorithm After Algorithm
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Jeff Bezos Is Really, Really Insecure
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"Mario" Movie to Flop?
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RoboCop: The Musical LiveCast
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This Fake Fingernail Can Help You Sleep?
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Rihanna Not Welcome in America?
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Humans Still Think It Is Eggcellent
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Your Car Is the Wae???
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Oh No, Not the Point
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Sarah Sanders Drops a BIG Cradle of Olympians
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Senators Urge Pentagon to Plan a Military Parade Would Make It an Oscar Frontrunner
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Patrick Kane Parties With a Man's Anus?
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Top Stories: The Federal Government Could Force a One-Child Policy and You Should Always Order the Larger Pizza
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You Are a LIE!
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America Might Be Even Worse Than We Ever Imagined
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Christopher Nolan's Children Have a Drinking Problem
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No, I Am Not a Wizard