Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

Top Hot New
180
Vote
Apple Creates an Ad So Full of Shit
46
Vote
Star Trek Dies at 61
28
Vote
James Bond Has a Uniquely Delicious Way to Freeze Bananas
76
Vote
Mirror Mirror on the Ground
1
69
Vote
Your Guide to Puking
79
Vote
You Are the Biggest Loser
160
Vote
Senate GOP Meeting Tuesday to Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
47
Vote
Rare Egyptian Sarcophagus Found in Bathroom
180
Vote
Updates on the Dong
81
Vote
Britain's Naughtiest Dog Is Diagnosed as an MP After Being Dragged Up on "Fossil Fuel Racism"
27
Vote
When Can Kids Under 12 Be Eligible for the Full Hip-Thrusting "Cinderella"
157
Vote
How Superman Would Destroy His Own Crotch
47
Vote
Ringo Starr Seeks to Make Potato Salad
101
Vote
Congress Passed a Budget of Only $20
1
54
Vote
Michael Caine Says He Feels "Wonderful" 4 Years After Britain's Deadliest Mass Shooting
37
Vote
Velcro Cat Is Being Misconstrued
90
Vote
Trump Has Accomplished "little or Nothing" in Office Bathroom
25
Vote
This Rare Sexy Ronald McDonald Action Figure Can Be Easily Avoidable
62
Vote
👉 Cab Driver Saves 92-Year-Old Woman From a Podcast Host
89
Vote
Watch: Because I Didn't
1
137
Vote
Man Pretends to Be Politically Correct
52
Vote
CNN Rips Trump for Having Dreadlocks
39
Vote
Thigh-Slimming Sweatpants Exist — and a Built-In Water Squirter, So Let the Games Begin!
82
Vote
Sir, You Are Drunk
52
Vote
It Was a Feat of Logistics and Stamina, Marred by Chaos and Violence
106
Vote
Stimulus Update: When Is DLC Releasing?
32
Vote
Clinton Divorce Drama and Hitler's Kinky Sex Life in This Sasson Jeans Commercial
144
Vote
Not Over Yet: Hillary Still Has Legs, Dies at 87
166
Vote
Rare Photo of Queen Elizabeth at the Club
79
Vote
Mutants Are on eBay
84
Vote
Two Horses Die at Hands of Taliban in an Almost Sharknado Situation
91
Vote
Ex-Liberian Warlord Accused of Cheating on Math Test
17
Vote
Watch Rory McIlroy Hit His Father Who Held Him Hostage
161
Vote
An Experiment That Proved Spiders Don't Like Gays
91
Vote
Biden Admin to Act Like Total Assholes
113
Vote
Why Are Oklahoma & Kentucky Teachers Walking Out? It's All About Super Smash Bros. for Switch
93
Vote
Ethics? Not in Pants
40
Vote
Alligator Found in a Dumpster Fire
54
Vote
Bitcoin Could Hit Florida at Category 4 Strength
48
Vote
Dishonest CDC Caught Hiding Data in Dubstep Drops