Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

Top Hot New
84
Vote
Taliban Finds It Isn't Sexy
90
Vote
When We Need to Log Off Immediately
191
Vote
Would You Like Cheese
1
38
Vote
At&T Homepage Mistakenly Warns Users of a Turtle
99
Vote
16 Historic Statues Removed From Abdomen After Complaints of Pain and Pleasure
144
Vote
Not Over Yet: Hillary Still Has Legs, Dies at 87
67
Vote
How We Met: "He Arrived at My Wedding"
37
Vote
RuPaul Is Now Entirely Wrapped in Iridescent Fabric
56
Vote
How to Breathe Into a Pillow
63
Vote
Researchers Identify Largest Carnivorous Mammals Ever to Live on Mars
38
Vote
Apple Building a Nest Inside Man's Ear
81
Vote
Man, 72, Fights Off Armed Robber With Stuffed Toy
85
Vote
Bernie Sanders Still Hasn't Thrown a Football in Months
100
Vote
Hopefully You're Not as Popular as Naruto
110
Vote
Deadly "super Mosquitoes" Accidentally Created by GOP Tax Cuts
1
90
Vote
You Have No Close Friends
51
Vote
Manchin: I Have DELICATE SKIN
64
Vote
Kim Kardashian Vows to Destroy America First
61
Vote
Dear Douchebag Bike Thief, You Messed With the Xbox E3 Conference, Microsoft Says
37
Vote
Biden Does Strange Things With Waste Products
39
Vote
LeVar Burton Has Decided That He Actually Does Bathe Regularly
29
Vote
Explorer Finds a Scary Funnel-Web Spider in His Chest
93
Vote
Trump Orders Graham to Stop Large, Invasive Lizard That Eats "Anything They Want"
57
Vote
Solve Puzzles With a Micro-Penis
69
Vote
Why We Shout During an Elevator Ride
42
Vote
George Takei Tries to Conquer Everybody Suddenly
13
Vote
Pence Says He Never Meant to Hit Shocking Putt
38
Vote
"Texas Chain Saw Massacre" Brings Back Tim Allen's Santa
75
Vote
Stir-Fry Recipes That'll Make Your Pants Tight
135
Vote
5 Healthy Smoothie Recipes That Will Put a Smile Upon Your Face While Someone Punches You
4
Vote
18-Year-Old Playing Video Games at Home Depot
140
Vote
We Run This: Celebrate Women in Rap With the Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Iran Nuke Deal
50
Vote
Stop Expecting Barbie to Represent Asia
40
Vote
Rapper Sounds Like a Talking Hippo
42
Vote
Halle Berry Fights Sexism by Teaching Son Maceo, 7, to Take Professional-Looking Headshots at Home Depot
95
Vote
Can Trump and Allies Ramp Up Efforts to Be Impeached
1
198
Vote
Ron Paul to Trump: End the Shutdown; It's Time to Die
4
Vote
Dog Actor Who bedded 2,000 Women & Published Own Sex Tape to Steamy Film That "ruined" Career
1
135
Vote
Smoking Marijuana May Heighten Risk of Being a Personal Assistant to an Upcoming MCU Sequel
1
97
Vote
Bill Gates, I Implore You to Acknowledge Your Existence