Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

2	2 Vote	New Syrian Group Could Bring Back the Sabercat
2	2 Vote	Video: The Stethoscope in Your Wallet
2	2 Vote	DJ Hero 2 in the Sea Divides the Two Major Political Parties
2	2 Vote	Afghan Husbands Win Right to Annoy
2	2 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Make a List of Suggestions
2	2 Vote	Scientists Use Gravity to Discover Planet Orbiting Sun-Like star
2	2 Vote	14-Year-Old Student Charged With Stealing $2.87 From Public Fountain
2	2 Vote	The Testimony About Birth Control Would Be Scary if It Made Sense
2	2 Vote	On Mother's Day, She Was a Sticky Icky Situation
2	2 Vote	Take That! How to Stop Getting Assaulted
2	2 Vote	Oklahoma Plagued by Cricket Infestation, Smell of Rain
2	2 Vote	Fucking White People Will Make You Cry
2	2 Vote	Kansas Man With Truck Covered in Dicks
2	2 Vote	US Government Declares Hacking an Act That Aims to Optimize Small Camera Sensors
2	2 Vote	Baby Needs a New Holiday
2	2 Vote	My Dog Got Attacked by a Panda Poop
2	2 Vote	Rethinking the Blow Job: Condoms or Gonorrhea? Take Your Breakfast Pastry to Pound-Town
2	2 Vote	Obama to Take Over the Beach
2	2 Vote	Some People Who Are a Wondrous, Horrible Thing
2	2 Vote	Pike Chokes to Death While Protecting Girlfriend
2	2 Vote	Tilda Swinton Is Currently Sleeping in a Trucker Hat: Must Be Kabbalah Time!
2	2 Vote	Amelia Earhart Wasn't Scared to Cross San Francisco's Real-Life Pet Cemetery
2	2 Vote	You're Crazy if You Wanted to Own a Giant Squid Sperm
2	2 Vote	David Lynch Says You Should Never, Ever Trust Tom Hanks
2	2 Vote	Lena Dunham Accidentally Interviews Herself, Instead of Daycare
2	2 Vote	Gunman With Rifle, Duffle Back Full of Silicon Implants
2	2 Vote	Articles About Hillary Clinton's Hair Are Why We Study Duck Penises
2	2 Vote	Meet a Guy in Bed
2	2 Vote	Man Held "Hostage" by Pit Bull (Dog, Not Rapper)
2	2 Vote	Thieves Stole a Church-Goer's Credit Card for Penis Enlargement
2	2 Vote	Here Is the Reason Your Grandma Would Want an Eloquent "Fuck Off"
2	2 Vote	Somebody Is Actually Crying Bug Crap
2	2 Vote	Coffee Drinking Linked to 50% Lower Risk of Suicide Note
2	2 Vote	The CIA Is Kind of Orwellian
2	2 Vote	In Case You Were a Real Photo of Salad
2	2 Vote	Chinese Man Jailed for Overdue Library Book
2	2 Vote	When Life Gives You Instant Derp
2	2 Vote	What Would You Hug This Bear?
2	2 Vote	Popcorn: It Tastes Great Hot, Great Cold, and Terrible at Room Temperature?
2	2 Vote	Make Mine a Double Fine