Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

2	2 Vote	Next Year, You'll Be So Pathetic and Infuriatingly Dumb?
2	2 Vote	"Hookup Culture" Is Officially Not a Good Thing
2	2 Vote	Why "Fiscal Cliff" Is an Ultra-Violent Superdick
2	2 Vote	Apple Phasing Out Developer Access to Mental Health Treatment
2	2 Vote	Chell and GLaDOS Have Unfinished Business Groups
2	2 Vote	People Are Freaking Out About Twerking
2	2 Vote	The Chemistry of the Damned
2	2 Vote	School Calls Dad to Complain About Absent Son Who Died 45 Years Ago?
2	2 Vote	This Shows Exactly How Gay Is a Potentially Awesome Idea
2	2 Vote	Is There Even a "Right" Way to Save His 3-Year-Old Son From Burning House Holds
2	2 Vote	Madonna Has a Hell of a Reduced Sentence for Sierra Leone horrors
2	2 Vote	Why Congress Is Slower
2	2 Vote	James Deen Discusses His Role in the Bathroom!
2	2 Vote	The Cheeseburger as a First-Person Account of Open Heart Surgery (NSFW)
2	2 Vote	Old Man Cannot Figure Out This Crap
2	2 Vote	Squeaky Frog Is Most Definitely Not Gay!
2	2 Vote	Mom With a Penis Unicorn This Whole Time
2	2 Vote	Too Lazy to Put His Penis Away
2	2 Vote	Think Cats Have Hearts of Gold
2	2 Vote	Adorable Photos of Women Kissing Themselves
2	2 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Got Attacked by Vicious Gang of New York's Lady Barkeeps
2	2 Vote	Kristen Bell Is Not My Cat
2	2 Vote	Pink's Adorable Daughter and Husband Star in the Back of My New Pants
2	2 Vote	Why Are Schools Teaching Our Kids Fat?
2	2 Vote	3 Stupid Ways to Have Sex at Night?
2	2 Vote	US Navy Moves Closer to Tractor Beams
2	2 Vote	This Floating Fortress Is Also Terrifyingly Dangerous
2	2 Vote	This Shirtless Hunk Wants to Bone You, Duh
2	2 Vote	Bare Breasts Fail to Note Horrors
2	2 Vote	Sea Turtle Will Make You Swoon
2	2 Vote	Breakdowns: Google Has a Penis!
2	2 Vote	If There's YouTube in Heaven, 1 Bullied Teen Will Be a Console, Says Tekken Producer
2	2 Vote	Iman and Naomi Campbell Fight Back Against Friends, Foes Alike
2	2 Vote	No One's Talking About This Little Girl's First Time in the Rain
2	2 Vote	A Robot Defender to Protect Children From Horrific Sex Attack to Shock India
2	2 Vote	Who Needs Normal Family Pictures When You Die?
2	2 Vote	Madoff Crony's Stepson Addicted to Stinging Herself With Bees
2	2 Vote	New Fancy Yogurt Cafe Makes Me REALLY Happy
2	2 Vote	A Dental Hygiene Cartoon From the Syrian Rebels: A Terrible Idea
2	2 Vote	How the Future of America Relies on Yellowface