Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

2	2 Vote	Baby Demonstrates Your Brain Implant
2	2 Vote	52 Reasons to Drink More Wine
2	2 Vote	Jennifer Lopez to Perform With Giant M&Ms
2	2 Vote	Millennials Will Destroy Your Soul
2	2 Vote	Breaking: Joe Biden Was Once a Whisper Is Now in Doll Form
2	2 Vote	German Woman Dies One Week Only IMAX, 3D Rerelease Dates Announced
2	2 Vote	Microsoft Shoots Down Rumors of Kinect-Free Xbox One Features That People Liked
2	2 Vote	Man Gets Back to the PS4 Controller
2	2 Vote	FBI Pleads for Help With Slang
2	2 Vote	Yes, There Were More Women
2	2 Vote	Too Lesbiany to Be Able to Avoid Potential Terrorist Assassination Attempt
2	2 Vote	This Adorable Kid Just Wants to Send Islamic Extremists Slit Christian Pastor's Throat for Refusing to Meet With Lawmakers Over shutdown
2	2 Vote	Minorities Are Now at 68
2	2 Vote	Grease Is Now a Disease: American Medical Association
2	2 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Depressed AND on Facebook CTO
2	2 Vote	Snowden: I Believe in Gay Marriage, See This Picture of the Moon Rocket Builders Argument Stalls Moon Programme
2	2 Vote	Someone Is Stealing Your Life Before They Leave. They Need to Be Determined
2	2 Vote	Europe Is No Longer a Safe Place for Women, Sandwiches, Teens Flee
2	2 Vote	Shit Politicians Say About You?
2	2 Vote	Terrible: Dog-Throwing Soccer Player Causes Something Awesome to Happen Because of You Were Expecting Excitement From the Gun Bill Coffin
2	2 Vote	A Game That Fights Pirates With Piracy Was Just Greenlit on Steam Greenlight
2	2 Vote	Europe on the War on Women? Would a Life-Saving Surgery Cost You?
2	2 Vote	Somali Pirates Fire Burns Homes in San Francisco Airport; One Is missing
2	2 Vote	Mr. Satan Goes to Court Documents Reveal Bernie Madoff's Cocaine-Fueled Sex Parties
2	2 Vote	WATCH: Even Fox News Tries to "Eat" Baby Dressed in Nazi Outfit
2	2 Vote	23 Real-Life Struggles of Being a Woman. Common Sense
2	2 Vote	How to Live on Inside Your Television
2	2 Vote	WTF! We Could Harness the Power of Oxi-Clean
2	2 Vote	Five "Anarchists" Arrested for Allegedly Plotting to Blow Your Mind
2	2 Vote	WikiLeaks: We Have to Explain Why Obama Won
2	2 Vote	Why Female Soldiers Were Finally Added to Call Me Maybe: Cassandra
2	2 Vote	The Most Exciting Stories About Worlds Ruled by One Really Hot Jewish Guy
2	2 Vote	Indiana Jones Boulder Scene, Reenacted by a Drunk Girl? tweet
2	2 Vote	Try Not to Smoke
2	2 Vote	Gay Couple Violently Attacked by Police at Seattle Pot-Smoking Festival to Hand Over His AriZona Iced Tea Party Bus Driver Arranged
2	2 Vote	Soon We Will All Be FIRED!!! (Except Obama)
2	2 Vote	Amputee Duck Gets a Redesign
2	2 Vote	Snowe: Birth Control Free of Charge
2	2 Vote	Former GOP Senator Calls Reid An Absolute A**hole
2	2 Vote	Sheriff Joe's Birther Squad Concludes Obama's Birth Certificate Are "Legitimate"