Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

Snowden: I Believe in Gay Marriage, See This Picture of the Moon Rocket Builders Argument Stalls Moon Programme

2 votes
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by qzaeg
2013-12-30

2013-12-30

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    This Picture Of A Woman’s Face With A Baby Otter Sleeping On It Will Make You Want To Be This Woman’s Face
    BuzzFeed BuzzFeed
  • Read
    Smashes
    Gotta Watch: How we got to the moon
    CNN CNN
  • Read
    Smashes
    You Won't See This Atheist Billboard in Canada, But Fetus Pics Are OK
    Gawker Gawker
  • Read
    Smashes
    Nikki Finke Apparently Does Not Believe in Competition
    Defamer Defamer
  • Read
    Smashes
    Kids React to Gay Marriage, Prove Ignorant Adults Aren't Born This Way
    Gawker Gawker
  • Read
    Smashes
    Snowden: "I believe in the principle declared at Nuremberg in 1945: "Individuals have international duties which transcend the national obligations of obedience. Therefore individual citizens have the duty to violate domestic laws to prevent crimes against peace and humanity from occurring."
    r/politics r/politics
  • Read
    Smashes
    Rocket builders’ argument stalls Moon programme
    Nature Nature

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account