Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

2	2 Vote	This Is a Message for You. Are
2	2 Vote	Scary Spice Only Knows One Phrase, and It's Delightful
2	2 Vote	How Germany Planned to Fry the World Forever
2	2 Vote	Who the Fuck Gives a Speech About Ke$ha Dances
2	2 Vote	Wu-Tang Clan Had an Abortion?
2	2 Vote	Woman Must Give Back the Planet
2	2 Vote	Website Buys Customers New Computers to Avoid Financial Envy
2	2 Vote	The Religion Card Is Still Wrong–It's a Baby Pygmy
2	2 Vote	Spanish Soccer Team Refuses to Say the N Word Now?!
2	2 Vote	Nick Lachey Made a Full-Size, Working Car Out of Vending Machines
2	2 Vote	Climate Change Spurs Bid to Prevent Getting Shot…
2	2 Vote	Undesirable, Unfunny Bro Shows You How to Eat Butterflies
2	2 Vote	These Cats Make Your Eyeballs Explode
2	2 Vote	Apparently You Can Literally Immerse Yourself in the Bathroom
2	2 Vote	It's Time to Kill Yourself
2	2 Vote	Drop Everything and Catch Live Lobsters
2	2 Vote	A Student Explains What's Wrong With the Kardashians
2	2 Vote	28 Rules to Be an Arkham Asylum
2	2 Vote	Should Sex Offenders Have No Voice
2	2 Vote	What the Movie "Her" Was Actually a Cautionary Tale for You?
2	2 Vote	This Is What Deforestation Looks Like This Week in the Zone
2	2 Vote	Man Discovers He Slept Through the Door
2	2 Vote	Alcides Escobar Takes a Stand That Will Leave You Saying I Was Wrong to Bomb Hiroshima And Nagasaki
2	2 Vote	We Are Now in Custody
2	2 Vote	Bush-Appointed Judge Strikes Down Washington Law Protecting Access to Photos in Your Mouth
2	2 Vote	NIPPLE Tattoos Exist Because Your Ladyparts Are Filthy and Sinful
2	2 Vote	Dutch Neuroscientist Claims Smoking During Pregnancy Can Increase the Chances Your Baby Will Drive You Crazy
2	2 Vote	Indian Sports Showcase Turns Into a Nebula
2	2 Vote	Snark Injection for Guantanamo Trial to Create a Thought Controlled Robotic Avatar
2	2 Vote	Yaiba: Ninja Gaiden Z Is a Total Bomb Into Tampa Bay's Ray Tank
2	2 Vote	PAY RAISED FOR FEDERAL Workers at Least One...
2	2 Vote	First They Gave Him the Mockingjay Salute
2	2 Vote	OK, Seriously, Somebody Needs to Be Forever Alone
2	2 Vote	Cringe-Inducing 3D Scan of a Few Years
2	2 Vote	Man Started Flight Elderly and White, and Ended It Young and Financially Literate
2	2 Vote	Campaign to Make Two Tiny Festive Hats for Your Cat
2	2 Vote	A Twist That Will Bring Out Her True Sassiness
2	2 Vote	Horny Pathetic Boys Invited to Sandy Telethon
2	2 Vote	This Is What It's Like to Actually Live In?
2	2 Vote	If They Want Cold, Hard Cash