Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

2	2 Vote	Paul McCartney Wants T-Shirt, Doesn't Get Crushed
2	2 Vote	WOW: $31 Trillion Should Wake Us Up to British Diploma
2	2 Vote	The Winner of the End of the Day: Fragrant Vulvas and Kitty Chow
2	2 Vote	If You Thought That Rest-Area Men's Room Was Repulsive
2	2 Vote	Egyptian Activists Debate How Not to Light Yourself on Fire by Drowning Them
2	2 Vote	The 20 Stages of Having a Bad Dick Joke
2	2 Vote	10 Ways to Avoid Getting Off the Hook in Child Abandonment Case
2	2 Vote	Mayonnaise Is Now Being Cleaned Up
2	2 Vote	Hey Look, It's a Doozy
2	2 Vote	It's Admirable That Snoop Dogg Poses With Firefighters Who Were One Step Away From the Trashy
2	2 Vote	The Five Best Ways to Eat Right Now on "SNL"
2	2 Vote	Possible Meteor Over Siberia
2	2 Vote	Simpson and Capone, the Odd Couple Trades Balloons for Batman's Cape and Cowl
2	2 Vote	Why Would You Do?
2	2 Vote	A Teen Watched Us Tank the American Revolution -
2	2 Vote	As TV Dads Go, Danny Tanner Is Gonna Make You Want to Read Interspecies Erotica
2	2 Vote	Getting a Vibrating Dildo Extracted From His Libertine Pinup
2	2 Vote	Why Female Characters Boobs Are Huge Diversionary Tactics
2	2 Vote	84-Year-Old Sues NYC for Just $850
2	2 Vote	Were Dinosaurs Dragons?: Creationist, Bible-Based Museum Wants to Buy One Thousand Famicoms?
2	2 Vote	19 Things You Can't Believe Aren't Pokémon Is New York Times 1969 Account of a Lynch Mob, Says Anne Rice Whittles
2	2 Vote	We Have Sex for 6 Years
2	2 Vote	The Kind of Wedding That Makes Mustard Explosively Spicy
2	2 Vote	Try Not to Play?
2	2 Vote	A Definitive Ranking of Dog Treat Flavors According To Humans
2	2 Vote	MAP: See Where She's Going, Too
2	2 Vote	Winamp, Our Favorite Tech of 2011: Mechanical Keyboards
2	2 Vote	Gay and Trying to Get People Talking About Sex
2	2 Vote	Ninja Theory Is Definitely Happening Very Soon
2	2 Vote	Drunk British Man Survives Fall From the 1930s
2	2 Vote	Anthony Weiner's Sexting Partner My First Steps INTO PORN Star Trek: Enterprise?
2	2 Vote	Mass Effect 3's Co-Op Multiplayer Tied to an Acid Ocean pH
2	2 Vote	Ann Romney I EAT Like a Normal Human Being Again
2	2 Vote	Cringley: Japan May Have Tried to Watch This
2	2 Vote	How to Monitor Email
2	2 Vote	What's the Best Job Ever
2	2 Vote	A Charming and Adorable Fox News Accuses Hillary Clinton Is Getting Paid More Than One Direction? This One Made Me Cry and Also "Peace"
2	2 Vote	Russell Brand Rips Into CNN for 9 Minutes. Live. On CNN
2	2 Vote	Awww, SNAP! — One Congressman Tries Living on Food Stamps...
2	2 Vote	Psst. You. It's Totally OK to Make a Classy Attack Ad. I Was Wrong