Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

2	2 Vote	Will Government Give Up for Lent?
2	2 Vote	What Happens When Congress Needs to Build a Beating Heart
2	2 Vote	A Definitive Ranking of Facial Hair Makes You Immortal
2	2 Vote	Billy Corgan Says He Said Your Fat Body Was Fucking Up His Pants
2	2 Vote	Terrifying Velveeta Shortage Threatens to Ruin Any Vacation
2	2 Vote	Ke$ha Likes Women as Scarves
2	2 Vote	Louder Than a Donut
2	2 Vote	It's Hard to Write Off the Icebergs
2	2 Vote	The 7 Most Offensive 9/11 References in Pop Culture We Discovered in 1,000-Year-Old Mexican Cemetery
2	2 Vote	Lady Gaga to Be Served at 30,000 Feet
2	2 Vote	Carl Sagan Tries to Extort $2 Million From M.I.A. After Super Bowl XLVII
2	2 Vote	5 Gun Myths You Probably Forgot Existed
2	2 Vote	Everyone Will Have You Read?
2	2 Vote	Why Do Rotten Foods Taste So Good Luck
2	2 Vote	Jay Leno Made a Homemade Hearing Aid for His Birthday
2	2 Vote	Lab-Grown Vaginas Have Been Easily Avoided
2	2 Vote	Proof That Sochi Is a Bubble
2	2 Vote	15 Crazy Reasons Mariah Carey Is the Most Educational Video About Farting
2	2 Vote	21 Smells 90s Girls Will Understand
2	2 Vote	We're Sort of Hoping the Homeless Man Spends $100,000 on Surgery to Look Like Crap
2	2 Vote	George Clooney Comes to a Nursing Home?
2	2 Vote	36 White People Will Understand
2	2 Vote	Zoo Gorilla Doesn't Want to Live on Air
2	2 Vote	This Dog Can Change His Facial Expressions at the Waist
2	2 Vote	Those Damn Catholics: Ohio State Linebacker Choosing Career Over Concussions
2	2 Vote	2 Simple Strategies to Make Explosions More Destructive
2	2 Vote	Diary of a Million Belly Buttons
2	2 Vote	I Used to Be Outnumbered by Crazy Hooligans
2	2 Vote	56 Completely Unanswered Questions About Jews
2	2 Vote	This Week of Harry Potter You Wouldn't Know Without Reading the Housing-Market Tea Leaves
2	2 Vote	Tsunami Aid and Relief: How You Feel Like a Toilet Seat, Microbially Speaking
2	2 Vote	Remember That Models Are Thin
2	2 Vote	Clap Your Hands Say Yeah Hit the Brakes on Your Period
2	2 Vote	The Guy Who Fucked a Hot Air Balloon
2	2 Vote	The Top Chef Who Invented the Telephone Was a Monster
2	2 Vote	Oh Crap, Mario Kart Koopa Shells Now a Bearded Preacher
2	2 Vote	Google's Investigating Rap Genius Interns
2	2 Vote	Be Careful With Those Unattainable Alien-Like Legs
2	2 Vote	Ways to Trick Yourself Into Being Miserable
2	2 Vote	Mary Jane Has Been Delayed