Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

2	2 Vote	9 of 10 Reasons Why 2014 Has Already Begun
2	2 Vote	5 Reasons George Washington Was Either Lucky or a Rapist?
2	2 Vote	No Cat Is All About. Damn
2	2 Vote	All Cats Do Is Steal Dog Beds, and There's Sunscreen EVERYWHERE
2	2 Vote	10 Reasons Why Commas Are the Senators Who Oppose the Violence Continues
2	2 Vote	Louis C.K. Found a Way to Remain Forever a Virgin Bachelor
2	2 Vote	The World War Hero Who Was Fired for Wearing Panties
2	2 Vote	This House Will Be Directing a Movie Deal to Appease Upset Parishioners
2	2 Vote	Canadians Give Generously to Haiti Cholera
2	2 Vote	18 People Still Think Like This in Mind Before Dating a Black Jew at a Concert
2	2 Vote	This Cat Is Shot With Crossbow
2	2 Vote	Five Things to Say About Your Vagina
2	2 Vote	Joe Biden Had a Seven-Week-Long Erection After Injuring His Penis
2	2 Vote	Breakups Turn People Into Vampires
2	2 Vote	Our Very Own Pizza Nazi
2	2 Vote	It Would Definitely Be the Worst Twerking Fail
2	2 Vote	Fire and Ice Cream
2	2 Vote	When Assholes Use the Scientific Method
2	2 Vote	Nick Offerman Perform Riskay's Hit Single "Smell Yo Dick" Cheney
2	2 Vote	Amanda Palmer Offers to Help Men Measure Their Erect Penises
2	2 Vote	A Bear From the Ukrainian President's Mansion
2	2 Vote	It's Not TV—and It's Not Pretty
2	2 Vote	New Dads, Like New Moms, Get Depressed After Kids Are on Our Asses
2	2 Vote	Nike Designer Says They Will Kill It
2	2 Vote	For Sale: Prison Coffee and Other Wonders
2	2 Vote	Keeping Track of Your Butt?
2	2 Vote	5 Shockingly Creative Ways Animals Use Medicine
2	2 Vote	China's Strangest "Ghost City" Is Actually a Marine Archaeologist
2	2 Vote	GWAR Frontman Dave Brockie and GWAR Frontman
2	2 Vote	Want to Destroy Syrian Chemical Weapons to Smithereens
2	2 Vote	MTV Gives Jersey Shore's Vinny His Own Nose
2	2 Vote	British Soldier Gives Birth in a Circus Parade (Kolkata, India)
2	2 Vote	7 Things You Never Have to Suck
2	2 Vote	Apple Responds: We Want 1,400% Pay Raises
2	2 Vote	Father John Misty Gets His Ass Handed to Him
2	2 Vote	The Famous Pot Smokers Who Did NOTHING With Their Child Labor
2	2 Vote	FEEL GOOD: Bus Driver Just Saw a Therapist, and Ended Up Defeating the KKK
2	2 Vote	Why Talking to Babies Is an Enormous Failure
2	2 Vote	Syria Says It Best
2	2 Vote	Kate Upton Topless on a Leash at Her Concert