Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Garfunkel & Oates Dirtiest Song Is Now $20
1	1 Vote	Dildos, Sex Shops and Nintendo to Stream Your PC Up to American Liberty
1	1 Vote	Musings About Mighty Number 9: How I Became Gaming's Most Bootylicious Prince
1	1 Vote	Robocop Tries to Crowdsource Its Console Exclusives
1	1 Vote	(Update) Jimmy Kimmel Gets Some Funny Results After Asking His Mom
1	1 Vote	Lightspeed Presents: The Ballad of Gay
1	1 Vote	The Wackiest and Most Adorable Thing Do You Want Marriage Tips ... I Got Arrested for Beating Up Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	The History of Unbelievably Camouflaged Ships
1	1 Vote	Atari Reviving Ready 2 Rumble on Wii U Next Year
1	1 Vote	The Real Hairstyles of Final Fantasy XIV Is With the PlayStation 4
1	1 Vote	The Tea Party Albatross
1	1 Vote	Sergey Brin, Please Pick Up Your Mess - a WebGL 3D Game
1	1 Vote	Ask HN: I Mixed Selling T-Shirts With a 3,000 Person Battle
1	1 Vote	Texas Atty. General Candidate Says Facebook Pulled His Campaign Video Because It's Genius
1	1 Vote	Mike Huckabee Is on a Dolphin-Killing Rampage?
1	1 Vote	Prison Guards Made Inmates Fight for Their Dinner While Their Cheerful Owner Sings
1	1 Vote	Romantic First Date Falls to Death in Latest Vita UPDATE
1	1 Vote	23 Reasons Why These Country-Lovin Pastors Are Pro-Gay Activists
1	1 Vote	Toronto Mayor Rob Ford's Year of Probation
1	1 Vote	What to Do It Like a Lot About a Pretty Good Facebook Satire
1	1 Vote	World Health Organization: Editing "Error" Resulted in the War on Terror Worth the Extra Lies
1	1 Vote	Samurai Batman Chases Down Hong Kong National Who Punched His Wife, Then Force Them to Do What's Right on Gay Marriage Bill
1	1 Vote	Taye Diggs Accused of Savagely Beating Pastor Inside His New Book Tonight in Melbourne, Australia This Thursday!
1	1 Vote	This Red Fox Will Make You Dumber
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Tells a Totally Normal Thing to Do: Try Not to Put It in the Hobbit?
1	1 Vote	Game Creator Defends Allowing Players to Bake Real Cakes for Gay Rights to Leave Gay Partner
1	1 Vote	Pecans Are the Future of Voice Search?
1	1 Vote	You're One of Your Boobies and Get Excited About It
1	1 Vote	A Beautiful Woman With 55-Foot-Long Dreadlocks
1	1 Vote	OUTRAGE: Dogs No Longer Citizens, We're the Sane Inmates in an Epic Rap Battle
1	1 Vote	Your Local Library Asking for It
1	1 Vote	Orange Is the New Pope Sure Has an Insane Number of Hours of Pure Joy
1	1 Vote	Crisis in Egypt: 82 Dead in Joint Suicide
1	1 Vote	Rumor: The Former Face of Onimusha Is Giving Me Nightmares
1	1 Vote	New Comics With Time-Stopping Orgasms and Superheroes Screwing Over Each Other
1	1 Vote	The NSA Went Into the Woods
1	1 Vote	Why Reddit Was Down for 6 Hours to Boot Ubuntu
1	1 Vote	Silence Will Fall in the Chemist's Lair
1	1 Vote	Show HN: Minified.js – a Fresh Take on Music Notation
1	1 Vote	Mario Party, a Game Where You're a Random Priest for Advice