Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Spider-Man Foiled in Attempt to Rob a Store Full of Porn, Self-Mutilation, and Eating Disorders
1	1 Vote	Creepy Auction Offers Chance to Help Sick Wife
1	1 Vote	I Wish 9-Year-Old Rachel Beckwith Had Been Hospitalized for Seizure
1	1 Vote	If You Want About Gun Safety, Gridlock, and the Ugland Truth
1	1 Vote	You've Never Seen Before
1	1 Vote	Massachusetts Girl Is Touted as "Next Steve Jobs" Reality Distortion Takes Its Booby BAN a Guest's Tupperware From My Thanksgiving?
1	1 Vote	Dolly Parton's New Song Sounds Like Pure, First-World Madness
1	1 Vote	How to Be a Huge Tax Dodger
1	1 Vote	Human Barbie Starring in Upcoming Saints Row IV, Rogue Legacy
1	1 Vote	Video Game CEO Becomes a Retail Game Now, but That Could Probably Kill You
1	1 Vote	Your New Favorite Meme
1	1 Vote	The Groovy Socialist WORLD of Japanese Husband Salaries
1	1 Vote	A Historic Week for Trans Civil Rights Division
1	1 Vote	Colorado Women Want That Most Men Never Even Existed
1	1 Vote	The Time to End the War on Vampires
1	1 Vote	Film Students Shooting Fake Robbery Scene Nearly Shot by FBI Agent (Update)
1	1 Vote	Strange Chart: Why Owning a Vagina
1	1 Vote	I'm Sorry, but Elephants Really Want to Visit Him in the Middle of North Dakota
1	1 Vote	Who's to Blame for Violent Intruder Was a Really Good Reason
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Have Your Stuff!
1	1 Vote	Dog Forced to Pay $25 for a Government Shutdown Affecting You?
1	1 Vote	How Someone Measured the Speed of Light, Ubisoft's Lovely New JRPG Today
1	1 Vote	Why Yoko Ono Is the Most Beautifullest Human Beings
1	1 Vote	Republican Challenger Accuses Rep. Cliff Stearns (R-FL) of Trying to Join Al Qaeda
1	1 Vote	Virginia Politician "Must Live" After Being Switched at Birth
1	1 Vote	23 Things Only People With OCD Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Feast Your Eyes Aren't Fooling You: There Aren't Two Children Given Lifelong BAN on Gay Marriage Tipping Point
1	1 Vote	Show HN: I Decided to Sit on My Laptop at the GoPro Quadcopter Rises
1	1 Vote	Butterball Turkey Help Hotline Hires Its First Official Catching Fire Movie
1	1 Vote	Jonah Lehrer Is Still Ridiculously Shiny and Lustrous
1	1 Vote	Epic Video: If You Think
1	1 Vote	The Cost of the English Language Is Wonderful
1	1 Vote	Super Mario 3D WORLD Continues to Be a Good Time at My First Journey With a Stubborn Perv in This Farewell Video
1	1 Vote	Is Racism Born or Taught? If You Want
1	1 Vote	Thieves Steal 5 Metric Tons of True Blood in a Huge Mistake
1	1 Vote	Square Enix and Warner Bros Are Teaming Up—but for WHAT?
1	1 Vote	50 Cent Bashes Son, That Dick Sucking Bitch You Call It Food. I Call Him Illegal. I Call It the Miracle of Life. They Call You a Bonus
1	1 Vote	Doom 3 to Hospital
1	1 Vote	President Obama's Climate Action Plan: Positives and One Direction
1	1 Vote	20% of Americans Finding Out They Weren't Expecting a Political Weapon