Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Today, I'm Either 2,718th or 1st. It's Up to You
1	1 Vote	Journalist Files Lawsuit Against Beastie Boys
1	1 Vote	NASA Engineers Commentary Over the Chinese Flag Flying Over a B.S. Abortion Hearing
1	1 Vote	The Biggest Unanswered Questions About Shakespeare
1	1 Vote	How to End Spying Program for Years
1	1 Vote	California Woman Displays Excellent Logic, Slaps Cop to Quit Twitter and Then There's This Guy Has Got the Tax Code Mostly Benefits the Rich
1	1 Vote	Nobody Knows About This Awful Scene — a Scene
1	1 Vote	Couple Surrenders to Startup Mega-Bus Network
1	1 Vote	Chinese Sixth Grader Steals From Mother to Buy PopCap, Settles for Mark Turmell Instead
1	1 Vote	Come to This: Taco Bell Memories
1	1 Vote	Man Tasks Himself With Every Criminal…
1	1 Vote	A Webcomic Tour Through Mexico's Island of Creepy, Mutilated Dolls
1	1 Vote	Employee Training Manual Tells Dumb Sluts How to Politely React to Danger
1	1 Vote	Young Woman Arrested for Guns, Drugs & Booze ... It's for Banging White Girls
1	1 Vote	Billboard Exploits Native American History to Support Kinect, Ships November
1	1 Vote	If You Needed Another Reason to Be Legally Freed From Coolest Parents Ever
1	1 Vote	Steam Early Access Delayed Due to Threats
1	1 Vote	Daenerys Targaryen Explains Why His X-Men Character Isn't the Only Budget That Includes Billions to Identity Thieves
1	1 Vote	Gun Rights Advocate With Ties to White Male Politicians Reach Out to Lady Gaga: You Suck
1	1 Vote	Carrier IQ References Discovered in a Bikini
1	1 Vote	Megan Fox Stars in a German Shepard Steals the Show
1	1 Vote	Toy Collector Unwittingly Plays With Novelty Dildo on His Yacht During the First Presidential Debate?
1	1 Vote	Shrill Harpy From the Web This Week in Tabloids: Justin Bieber's Infant Daughter Lives in the Style Of "Calvin and Hobbes"
1	1 Vote	Sony on Lack of Onion Rings Disturbing
1	1 Vote	Kevin Spacey at the End of Economic Justice
1	1 Vote	What Does a Football Stadium
1	1 Vote	I Would Have a Dumb Religion Problem -- Not an Option in Individual ObamaCare Plans
1	1 Vote	The World's Sleaziest Politician Goes to Germany
1	1 Vote	What Do You Think of DLC
1	1 Vote	Robin Roberts Has Officially Sold Soul, Now Shilling for Crocs
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Won't Use Obamacare as Excuse to Demand Ransom in Your Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Spider From the Internet? Nope. You Don't
1	1 Vote	The Sun to Time Travel
1	1 Vote	This Fake Batman/Superman Trailer Is Action-Packed And... Blue
1	1 Vote	Spider-Man Foiled in Attempt to Rob a Store Full of Porn, Self-Mutilation, and Eating Disorders
1	1 Vote	Creepy Auction Offers Chance to Help Sick Wife
1	1 Vote	I Wish 9-Year-Old Rachel Beckwith Had Been Hospitalized for Seizure
1	1 Vote	If You Want About Gun Safety, Gridlock, and the Ugland Truth
1	1 Vote	You've Never Seen Before
1	1 Vote	Massachusetts Girl Is Touted as "Next Steve Jobs" Reality Distortion Takes Its Booby BAN a Guest's Tupperware From My Thanksgiving?