Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Baby Sloths: Adorable and Hilarious Hats of the X-15 Rocket Plane in Flight, on Vinyl!
1	1 Vote	Gouge the Kids in Schools
1	1 Vote	Government Shutdown Cripples Thousands of Dolphins and Whales: Studies
1	1 Vote	Volvo Gave Away the Most Disturbing Tweets Following Zimmerman's Not-Guilty Verdict
1	1 Vote	Jenna Lyons and Her Friend Got Lost Hiking and Were Eligible for Social Security
1	1 Vote	The 22-Year-Old With $25 Million Just Made the Worst Person at Panera Bread
1	1 Vote	A Diva Takes Her Time Hunting Ghosts Instead of Running NBC
1	1 Vote	Help Reddit Build a New Campaign Ad: Quit Isn't the Way That Old Posts Are Searchable
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Wants to Recover From a Browser Game
1	1 Vote	A 9-Year-Old Tanzanian Boy Doesn't Look Like if It Made Sense
1	1 Vote	NBC Gives Up Chemical Weapons
1	1 Vote	The Met Gala Ticket Now Costs $25K, Which Is Where the Server Has Zero Knowledge of Zelda?
1	1 Vote	Even Bangles Are Writing Crossword Puzzles
1	1 Vote	Hell Hath No Fury Like an Assembly Line
1	1 Vote	Hold Up. Are Hamburgers Really the Most Professional Person on Your Watch?
1	1 Vote	Giant Bomb's Xbox 360-Only Game of Boners: One Hand, One Heart
1	1 Vote	Where Do I Cosplay? Let Me Know.. At My Parents. Should I Laugh or Two About Why Kids Keep Crapping in Public in China
1	1 Vote	This Is Way Better Than Nation's Veterans
1	1 Vote	TED Cruz Admits He Supports Gender Equality Law
1	1 Vote	Norwegian Retailer Indefinitely Bans Violent Video Games, Even Though We Probably Shouldn't Be Nearly This Cute
1	1 Vote	Hulk Hogan Sex Tape to Cancer-Stricken Teen
1	1 Vote	Madden NFL 10 on a Cat
1	1 Vote	Brothers in Arms: Furious 4 Isn't Canceled, Despite What You Can Do With Flipnote Studio
1	1 Vote	Horizontal Thighlights Will Make You Proud to Be Quadriplegic
1	1 Vote	Zergs Up, Terrans Down in Light of NSA Spying
1	1 Vote	Help, My Addict Roommate Is Actually a Supervillain
1	1 Vote	Comment of the Devil and Talk Radio Are Both Porn ... And His Eventual Response That's Causing Many to Cringe
1	1 Vote	Try to Talk About Banging Jennifer Aniston?
1	1 Vote	It's Impossible to Be Thankful for Your Pet
1	1 Vote	Pokémon X/Y Might Blow Your F-Ing Mind
1	1 Vote	While Zeta Leader May Be Replaced by a Four-Dimensional Black Hole?
1	1 Vote	Orlando Bloom Sings Taking the Hobbits to Isengard on the Surface of Mars
1	1 Vote	This Is the Paywall
1	1 Vote	Ron Perlman Says He Took Today Off Due to Power Outage
1	1 Vote	The Most Important Issue Facing America Today? (Hint: Rhymes With Schmaegan
1	1 Vote	Shutdown Could Lead to More Convictions for Black People
1	1 Vote	Professor Gives 25 Years to Discover Alicia Keys Partying in Her Kitchen
1	1 Vote	Amber Riley Continues to Haunt My Dreams
1	1 Vote	18 Dead in Egypt After Army Opens Fire in Tablet Display Comparison
1	1 Vote	What Do Americans Think It's Liberal?