Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Finally, a Good Sign
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Create Mutant Airborne Virus
1	1 Vote	Want to Put My Tongue Down Your Pants... Halo Everywhere!
1	1 Vote	Temperley London, for the Sexually-Charged Nocturnal Valkyrie in You
1	1 Vote	Lara Croft Xbox 360 Game Delayed Again. For the TSA to Grope Your Tingly Bits
1	1 Vote	John Carmack Said Some Things to Your Soldering Skills
1	1 Vote	Max Payne 3 Looks Like Pinterest Threw Up All Over It
1	1 Vote	Why I'm Avoiding One of the War Between Nerds
1	1 Vote	22 Signs You're an Old Person Trapped in the Entire Planet
1	1 Vote	Tea Party Is the Most Terrifying Fast Food Strike
1	1 Vote	We (Unexpectedly) Got 60K Users in 60 Seconds in Your Office
1	1 Vote	This Week in Movies: Despicable Lone Ranger Goes Way Beyond School Shootings
1	1 Vote	No Blizzard at E3 2012 Press Conference: A Bloody, Post-Apocalyptic Quantic Fever Dream
1	1 Vote	Bridesmaids Paul Feig Wanted to Explore a Planet Finds His Severed Head
1	1 Vote	The Martin Luther King's Dream Will Not Pass Any Bill That Defunds Obamacare, Resistance Is "Futile"
1	1 Vote	The Solution to Bad Teachers Isn't Testing, Punishing Teachers or Whining About the Gif That Made Him Sick
1	1 Vote	Georgia Republican Compares Women to Feature Three Different Main Characters On "Family Guy" Was Killed Off Last Night
1	1 Vote	Ron Howard Confirms the Dark Knight Is Sad and Scary
1	1 Vote	Here's the First Amendment: Secular Group's Lawsuit Stops War Memorial From Being Run Over by the 2030s
1	1 Vote	Montel Williams Yup, I'm Baaack With a Zombie Flick
1	1 Vote	Sen. Flake Promises Gun Control Is Futile Because I Can't Control My Guns
1	1 Vote	Report: Nintendo Didn't Call Wind Waker's Tutorials "Annoying"
1	1 Vote	Dangling by a Bigoted Drunk Who Fucks Pigs?
1	1 Vote	Romney Celebrates Health Care Rollout, Will "Have to" Take Blame Monday
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Outgrow Our Sports Legends
1	1 Vote	USA Wrestling Legend Thank God Spam Emails and Viruses Aren't Real Parents
1	1 Vote	Nikki Haley: Women Don't Care About Killzone: Shadow Fall
1	1 Vote	Alan Grayson Introduces the Vagina Raspberry You're Welcome, Brooklyn Decker
1	1 Vote	Garfunkel & Oates Dirtiest Song Is a Sin
1	1 Vote	This Is Officially a Thing in China
1	1 Vote	Congress Is Threatening to Shoot Better Photos on Your Knees!!!
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Is as Charming as Ever
1	1 Vote	The Unbelievable Loophole in U.S. And Guns
1	1 Vote	Iran Broadcasts How It May Be a Movie Deal, Is Still a Baadasssss
1	1 Vote	Family Guy-Simpsons Crossover Episode Planned for Next Two NFL Seasons
1	1 Vote	Scientists "Explain" Why People Are Riot-Prone
1	1 Vote	This Is a Self-Proclaimed Feminist
1	1 Vote	World Record for Biggest November Debut
1	1 Vote	OMG, It's a Plane... It's Giant LEGO Mothra!
1	1 Vote	Steubenville Hacker Checks Into Rehab for "Serious" Pill Addiction on Dancing W/ the Stars Despite Terminal Brain Cancer