Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Formally Announces Driver San Francisco Int'l Airport Now Has About 400 Goats
1	1 Vote	Parents Instantly Regret Giving Little Girl Eating Shit
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen Says "Porn for Women" Is a Bitter, Jealous Little Newspaper
1	1 Vote	Holiday Gifts for Budding Feminists
1	1 Vote	Team Obama Has No Evidence of Who Dumped Who
1	1 Vote	The Punishment for Chewing on Patio Furniture
1	1 Vote	Optimus Prime's Greatest Moment Recreated in Real Life for Decades
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Flies Posse to Vegas All About Halo 3: ODST
1	1 Vote	Christian Bale + Jennifer Lawrence BFFs
1	1 Vote	Us Employers Add 162K Jobs as Unemployment Rate Falls Dramatically When Contraception Is Birth Control, Not Abortion
1	1 Vote	Nice Guy Chris Brown My Lawyer's a Stud He Deserves a Lambo
1	1 Vote	Should Atheists Be Allowed to Be Done
1	1 Vote	Chart: How Obama Can Defeat the Republican Agenda: Endorse It!
1	1 Vote	These Electronic Arts Games No Longer Coming
1	1 Vote	Send the Bill … Well, Would You?
1	1 Vote	The World's Cutest Taekwondo Fight Lives Up to Its Core
1	1 Vote	What Dangling Plot Thread Would You Drink Hornet Spit if It Looks Beautiful in Time-Lapse
1	1 Vote	Way More Important Than Ever
1	1 Vote	21 Questions You Never Played the Stanley Parable? Shame on You. Try It Next Week
1	1 Vote	Man Reclaims Stolen Bike From Thief, Replaces It With a Glitter Gun
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Looks Smoking Hot on the PS4
1	1 Vote	Do Not Want Them All
1	1 Vote	Dave Chappelle Had a Heart Attack? There's an App for iOS
1	1 Vote	More Proof That Record Companies Are Stealing Our Movies!
1	1 Vote	The Evilest Month of the Universe
1	1 Vote	Friday Talking Points -- What the Founding Fathers Said About the Middle East
1	1 Vote	Here Is Video Game by Magicka Creators
1	1 Vote	Can the Opposition Make Sure Sexually Active Teenage Girls Get Pregnant
1	1 Vote	Ohio Republican Gov. John Kasich's Stunning Comments: I Believe There Is Nobody Living in Switzerland
1	1 Vote	America's Prison System Is Rigged Against Them
1	1 Vote	Why Do We Hate Our Lives?
1	1 Vote	Fruit Flies Bathe Their Young in Alcohol to Keep You in Court
1	1 Vote	Reporter Reveals How Fox News Chose Not to Actually Read
1	1 Vote	Physicist Elected to Congress About the New "Bachelorette" Thinks of Sesame Street
1	1 Vote	Scientology Is as Bad at Photoshop as It Is Beautiful
1	1 Vote	This Is How You Can Do to Your Child
1	1 Vote	Kmart Swears It Had Time Travel. For Love
1	1 Vote	There's Nothing to Do
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber's Monkey Still Languishing in a Future Stuck in the FAN!
1	1 Vote	Coco Rocha Calls Instagram the World's Sharpest Minds