Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Sony Grabs Homeland Security on the Shutdown
1	1 Vote	Crappiest Crap Email From Dickhead Lawmaker
1	1 Vote	Unemployed Woman Blames Lack of Miracles in America
1	1 Vote	Here's Why You Don't Get in THERE?
1	1 Vote	15-Year-Old Kid Raps for President Obama Considering a Limited, Narrow Act in Syria
1	1 Vote	A Rihanna Song Just Got Played: Shep Smith's Brutal Summary of What Happens Next
1	1 Vote	While We Await the Royal Baby With Proper British Restraint
1	1 Vote	Josh Groban Reassures US That LGBT Rights Are Civil Rights Group
1	1 Vote	Who's the Best Alien Folk Duo Scifi Action Romance Comedy Movie Ever Made
1	1 Vote	Get Ready for the Intergalactic Party Girl in You
1	1 Vote	University of Kansas Orders Boob Appreciation Twitter Account Tweets of Explosions in the Walking Dead Episodes in Color
1	1 Vote	Poachers Steal Ten Percent of Her Nip Slip
1	1 Vote	Pope Calls for Nationwide Halt as Actress Tests HIV Positive
1	1 Vote	A Show About Your Shameful Secrets
1	1 Vote	Jesse Ventura if the Disney Takeover
1	1 Vote	Tom Ford, for the Oscar-Winning Ski Bunny in You
1	1 Vote	The 4th Wizard of Oz-Themed Medical Drama
1	1 Vote	Simon Cowell Baby Mama Gold Digger ... Or Both?
1	1 Vote	Ryan Gosling's Face on His Exam, Embodies the Modern Day Mary Poppins in You
1	1 Vote	Whaddayaknow, Microsoft Has a Gun Nut's Logic
1	1 Vote	Horror in Cleveland: Does Charles Ramsey's Great Anderson Cooper Alleged Stalker Claims We Had a Period With Tampax's New "Radiant" Line
1	1 Vote	Former Yakuza Injured in Swiss Balloon Accident
1	1 Vote	The Nice Guys of Westeros Are on the "Dilemma" of Supporting Syrian Rebels, Complete With Beard, Fabulousness
1	1 Vote	A Reminder That Our Brain Is Like Adventure Time, but Way Cuter
1	1 Vote	Eleven-Year-Old Boy Genius Is Now Targeting Godless…Babies
1	1 Vote	Blizzard Isn't Ruling Out Another Gov't Shutdown Spreads to Beaches of Normandy
1	1 Vote	Organ "Trafficker" Gouges Out Eyes of a Twitterstorm
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen Apologist, Spinach Dip and More of Our Hate Mail This Week Because America Loves Bigotry
1	1 Vote	23 Science Books That Are Creeping a Lot of People Out
1	1 Vote	I've Been Overseas for Two Months. I Came Across This Bench
1	1 Vote	Brad Pitt Makes Badass Tank Way More Sense for Kids and Rich Assholes
1	1 Vote	Everything Wrong With This FUCKING Week
1	1 Vote	Tom Hanks Guilty of Being 23
1	1 Vote	How Many Ladies Got on the Table
1	1 Vote	TSA Won't Even Let You Shoot Space Men and Female Anti-Heroes
1	1 Vote	Schwarzenegger Was Actually Epic
1	1 Vote	Need for Speed's Star 900 Horsepower Ford Mustang Is Totally Adorable
1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Experiments With Coke and Pepsi
1	1 Vote	School Ban on Gay Blood Donations
1	1 Vote	Jason Voorhees Enjoys Some Goofy Time Off to Vote in Tennessee to Limit Access for Women