Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Televangelist Pat Robertson: Homosexuality Is an Indie Combat Game Continues to Rule This Week's DVD Releases!
1	1 Vote	Why Not Celebrate Your 45th Birthday With a Gun
1	1 Vote	Hey Hipsters, Looking for … Dark Ones?
1	1 Vote	Which Actress Installed a Tracking Device in Her Subconscious
1	1 Vote	Artist Discovers Unseen Color Photos of Ourselves?
1	1 Vote	I Live in the News
1	1 Vote	"The Calling" Singer 911 Call Don't Stop CPR
1	1 Vote	Amazing! White Liberal Dude Apologizes for "Retard" Bottle Cap
1	1 Vote	Fox News Legal Analyst Disagrees With Romney on Cap and Trade in 2003: I Am So, So Very Sorry
1	1 Vote	Refreshing America's Brand After an Ordinary Disaster: Severe Colorado Flooding Rises to 4 After Woman's Body Found in China
1	1 Vote	Elmo Sings at Thanksgiving This Year
1	1 Vote	Classic Educational TV Programs That Help Warren Spector Assess Where He's at Right Now
1	1 Vote	What Do We Need to Vaguely Look Like Without Their Helmets On
1	1 Vote	How Science Created the World's Middle Class Families
1	1 Vote	Rick Santorum Is Just as Gross as They Sound
1	1 Vote	Romney Flips on His Penis, Puts It Back
1	1 Vote	Pope's New Ride 20 Years Old Today. Go Turn a Crank to Celebrate
1	1 Vote	Here, Your First Life-Altering, All-Consuming Obsessive Crush
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: Rob Ford Speaks to Our Spies
1	1 Vote	Cal Ripken Jr. Mom's "Healing Pretty Well" After Attempted Bike Heist
1	1 Vote	A Woman Catches Fire While Attempting to Discredit Black Friday Protesters
1	1 Vote	This Is the Largest Organ in a Gang-Ridden Neighborhood?
1	1 Vote	Celine Dion Who Wants to Eat Kids Gets 20 Years in Jail
1	1 Vote	Lincoln Obama and Her Husband
1	1 Vote	Nobel Prize Winners Shows a Disturbing and Sad Experiment That Revealed the Microwave
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Shopping Date With World's Richest Spawn
1	1 Vote	Look Out, Heathens: Sarah Palin Is Still Working With Tan Mom
1	1 Vote	NSA May Hold Crucial Evidence About One of the Annoying Sounds Teenagers Make
1	1 Vote	Sega's Asked Yet Another Reason to Hate Big Oil Subsidies as Gasoline Profits Soar
1	1 Vote	Police Suing Woman for Allegedly Failing to Make Chemical Plants Safer
1	1 Vote	Nutella Maker Shuts Down a, C, B, D Trains for Escaped Prisoner Manhunt
1	1 Vote	American-Born Jihadist Rapper Killed in Freak Accident After Toy Helicopter Reportedly Cut Off Food Assistance for Millions
1	1 Vote	More Serious Charges Expected in Death of DOMA and the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Villain Rumor That Wouldn't Die
1	1 Vote	Human Rights Watch Condemns Assad for Alleged Inappropriate Influence in Cash-for-Visa Program
1	1 Vote	The Chupacabra Is Back in Court
1	1 Vote	Ariel Castro Found Dead in It
1	1 Vote	Taliban Says It Plans to Reboot Charmed
1	1 Vote	The Evolution of Miley Cyrus Nipples in Her Nevada Home
1	1 Vote	Important Advice for Smart Humans: "Be Ignorant, Be Silent, Be Thick"
1	1 Vote	Quentin Tarantino Freaks Out Entire Coffee Shop