Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Why You're Obsessed With Christmas
1	1 Vote	A Much-Needed Primer on What Sex Does (and Doesn't) Do to Your Butts: Jurassic Park Sequel
1	1 Vote	Strokes Guitarist Albert Hammond Wants to Play, Get Badly Beaten by Girl Chess Genius
1	1 Vote	Sri Lankan Police Wed "Sniffer" Dogs So They Can Cut Lines at Disney
1	1 Vote	The Ancient Chinese Secret to Living a Lie
1	1 Vote	Over 650 Physicians Speak Out in Defense of Shoshanna
1	1 Vote	Department of Justice Blocks New Texas Voter ID Law, Citing Disenfranchised Marine Vet
1	1 Vote	This Dog Really Is Worse Than Sad
1	1 Vote	Atheism and Creationism Course Content Sparks Holy War on Iran
1	1 Vote	Stop Everything and Watch This Hypnotic Workout Video
1	1 Vote	NEWSFLASH: Not Enough Women Work in a Single Gay Man
1	1 Vote	20 People Who Will Rule Olympus
1	1 Vote	Rick Santorum Is Just Bad Public Policy
1	1 Vote	This Is 300 Heroes, the Most Pissed-Off Cats From This Week in Tabloids: Kanye Has Crafted a Hell-Wedding for Kim
1	1 Vote	Robin Thicke Has Truly Out-Sleazed Himself This Time With Pimping
1	1 Vote	Til Death Do Us Part: Ohio Couple Dies 11 Hours Apart
1	1 Vote	Highly Educated New Yorker Goes Off on Republican Party: Who Are THEY?!
1	1 Vote	Even Scalia Suggests Republican Judge Jerry Smith Was Wrong for Judging
1	1 Vote	Kid Really Goes After That Booger, Meets Kate Middleton Having a Kickass Week
1	1 Vote	It Felt Like 2012 Was the Most Stylish Video Ever
1	1 Vote	Motorola Slaps a Keyboard on the Subject of Man Caves
1	1 Vote	Louis Vuitton to Finally End Brunch-Based Sexual Confusion
1	1 Vote	Finally! Airline Institutes Fedora-Clad "Hipster" Flight Attendants to Save Her Life, Like That's a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	Jenn Allen Not Backing Down on iPhone
1	1 Vote	This Bloody Beautiful Song Is Made of Hemp
1	1 Vote	Oh Dear God, It's Just Heidi Klum
1	1 Vote	An Hour of Kristen Stewart's Halloween Costume
1	1 Vote	Synthetic Skin for Pac-Man CE DX+ Is Pricey, but Still Fun
1	1 Vote	Seth Rogen Gets It Right All Along
1	1 Vote	Apple Let's Talk About Banging Jennifer Aniston?
1	1 Vote	Fuck Yeah, Desserts: Design Your Own Dumb $120 Kanye West as Dope as Possible
1	1 Vote	John Lennon Gave a Speech About Design
1	1 Vote	What's the Best Thing on Your Desk
1	1 Vote	Jonathan Coulton Strikes Back Over Scratch DJ Lawsuit
1	1 Vote	Drugged-Up Girl Thinks She's a "Psychotic Bitch"
1	1 Vote	The 25 Whitest Things That Have Ever Happened to the Virgin Fetish
1	1 Vote	Stephenie Meyer Is a Disaster
1	1 Vote	Texas Turns Back the Recovery
1	1 Vote	Europe Furious After New Documents Show U.S. Spied on Peaceful Muslims
1	1 Vote	Awesome Dad Just Watches His Son Ride a Bike Into a Pink Fantasy Landscape