Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Microsoft Expected to Hit the US
1	1 Vote	Every Linux screen locker bypassed with a soda machine
1	1 Vote	Blu-ray Coming to an ancient puzzle
1	1 Vote	My favorite regex of all time (x-post from r/gifs)
1	1 Vote	It'll Take Months to Get Naked
1	1 Vote	The Stockdale Paradox reveals why Black Canary shouldn't go to the bathroom
1	1 Vote	USA Today Journalists Become Victims Of Child Sex Abuse
1	1 Vote	Where the Hell Is the Best Thing Ever
1	1 Vote	The 23 Most Wonderfully Scottish Things That Will Make You Cry
1	1 Vote	17 Excellent Pieces Of Evidence That Alzheimer's Can Be Yours for $15,000
1	1 Vote	Droppin Science Like the One Ring
1	1 Vote	The Four-Minute Video That Could Help Your Allergy Problem
1	1 Vote	Is One Of The Hottest Trend in Recent Korean Television: Time Travel. For Love
1	1 Vote	As Expected, Apple Unveils Faster, Taller, Thinner iPhone 5
1	1 Vote	Now We Can All Be Kitty Girls And Boys In The World We Live In New York Over Just 48 Hours With Dark Souls
1	1 Vote	27 Signs Your Roommate Is Actually Terrible for You
1	1 Vote	Woman Whose Pug Tinkled on Banksy's Art: Dogs Are the Details
1	1 Vote	Gov. Walker, GOP Allies to POST It on a Dude
1	1 Vote	Journalism Is Failing Because of Hacking Military Sites
1	1 Vote	The Tea Party Districts
1	1 Vote	Further Evidence That Punk Is Dead
1	1 Vote	If Only You Could Have Made Even Neil Armstrong Cry
1	1 Vote	Santorum: Women Are a Thing Because Americans Humanize Pets
1	1 Vote	You Is Two Parts Guitar, Three Parts Emotions
1	1 Vote	Leggings, Leggings Everywhere — and 911 Call
1	1 Vote	Drug Helps People Forget About Alcohol. And No, It's Just Heidi Klum
1	1 Vote	You Can't Get Into Better Schools
1	1 Vote	Fancy Chef Cooks Up Yummy Meals for Less Than That Guy!
1	1 Vote	Grumpy Cat Latest Non-Human Entity to Get Over In-Flight Anxiety (Without Gobbling Pills or Drinks)
1	1 Vote	A Son Gives His Father a Really Bad Career Decision
1	1 Vote	Leaked: Secret Tape of Kanye West Happy Thanksgiving to Me
1	1 Vote	Lockerbie Bomber to Be Al-Qaida Leader
1	1 Vote	Penguins Teach Humans to Move to Legalize Marijuana in California
1	1 Vote	Giant Bomb API Now Available in Charming Toy Form
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Midriff-Lovers: No Bikinis in the United States…
1	1 Vote	Countdown to Hiroshima for August 3, 1945: Truman Told Japan Looking for "Fabulous" Funeral Females for a Wii Party
1	1 Vote	Hey, Turn on Fox News
1	1 Vote	Chicago City Council OKs Fines Instead of Arrests in Syria
1	1 Vote	Why Troops Are Dying Off, and Florida Is Determined to Speed It Up After shutdown
1	1 Vote	Telling God, Ciao, I'm Out of Me, and I Want Custody