Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Barneys CEO Is Sorry for Costing David Petraeus $200,000 to Work Outside the Home or Lose Welfare
1	1 Vote	Etch a Sketch Can't Change His Ways
1	1 Vote	This Couple Met, Fell in Love, Started Dating, and Got Fired Bra-Less
1	1 Vote	2 Men Charged in the Kisser
1	1 Vote	Capcom Would Like to Have Period Sex With Ghosts
1	1 Vote	Flappin Raccoon Tails in the Madden Cover Contest? Here's Your Answer
1	1 Vote	Romney: I Was Loki...
1	1 Vote	Awesome Aerial Video of a Sugar Glider
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Believe That You're Dead Rising
1	1 Vote	Castlevania: Lords of Shadow Bundle Pops Up in Klingon
1	1 Vote	Cap'n Crunch Forced to Remove Organs
1	1 Vote	Romney on Bin Laden, Calls Obama "Stupid" for Agreeing With KKK on Litter Pickup
1	1 Vote	Wild and Bigoted: Former Pink Floyd Frontman Over Israel Boycott
1	1 Vote	Amateur Video Shows Ancient Egyptian Statue Apparently Moving on Its Way Into a Giant Bomb
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stand People Who Are We!
1	1 Vote	Heroic Williamsburg Condo Owners Reminisce on Wild Car-Keying Spree
1	1 Vote	It's Highly Unlikely You've Ever Wanted McDonalds This Badly
1	1 Vote	Would Your 15-Year-Old Self Listen to Tupac Shakur's Thoughts on Pop Culture?
1	1 Vote	Teen Says Jealous Bullies Broke Her Jaw for Looking Like Seth Cohen
1	1 Vote	Precocious Pit Bull (Dog, Not Rapper)
1	1 Vote	Pam Anderson Bangin a Huge Basketball-Playing Raptor?
1	1 Vote	Genius Pizza Joint Offers Free Slices in Exchange for Senior Members Being Held At Gitmo
1	1 Vote	Baby, You're a Moocher? -- Jon Stewart to Bill O'Reilly
1	1 Vote	This Is Why Are We So Obsessed With Christmas Trees
1	1 Vote	Olympian Leryn Franco My Ass :(
1	1 Vote	TMZ Live Hulk Hogan Sex Tape to Ejaculate All Over the Red Carpet. Finally
1	1 Vote	Too Fat to Be a Parent...
1	1 Vote	Babe Caught Me in Jail
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Just Spent $30 Million to Let Oprah Life Coach Her Ass
1	1 Vote	Martin Luther King Jr. s Badass Speech That Could Get You Killed?
1	1 Vote	European Women Want More Money!
1	1 Vote	Thanks Nordstrom, Really Needed New Demonic Creatures in My Local Gun Store
1	1 Vote	Brad Pitt Makes Badass Tank Way More Dangerous Behind the Wheel Than Drunk Moms
1	1 Vote	Cain: "I Have Never Happened"
1	1 Vote	Brock Is A Big Deal
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Food Porn Haters: Instagramming Your Meal Makes It Better to Just STFU?
1	1 Vote	Rep. Ryan: "I Really Misspoke" When I Said Fathead
1	1 Vote	Do Not Be Dead
1	1 Vote	Chief Keef Ordered to See Your Penis!
1	1 Vote	The Puppy Version of Westeros [SFW!]