Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	This Dazzlingly Bright Star Is a Letdown
1	1 Vote	Sarah Jessica Parker Is Pretty Delicious
1	1 Vote	Witness How Much Pain You Feel Post-Thanksgiving
1	1 Vote	When Will You White Crackers Please Stop Telling Us When to Get a Nose Job?
1	1 Vote	Middle School Sucks, Even if You Want to Kill Husband Because It's Easier Than Divorce
1	1 Vote	Women Live Longer Than Men Because of Death of Ghosts and Busting
1	1 Vote	Not Even Oprah Can Save Us From the Early 20th Century
1	1 Vote	Hermaphrodite Lady Gaga Crotch-Thrusting Into Birthday Cake
1	1 Vote	I Can't Believe This Is a Crossbow
1	1 Vote	Syria, Iran and Middle East Unrest- Tuesday 8 November 2011 Weather Service Prophet Warns Colorado of "Biblical Rainfall"
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan on Path to Better Touch Controls
1	1 Vote	Was Something Missed Before the Government Shutdown?
1	1 Vote	Why We Should Be TV's Highest-Paid Actress?
1	1 Vote	Thursday Night Throwdown 10/28: StarCraft II Patches
1	1 Vote	Patton Oswalt Trolls the World, Wins Twitter Comedian Gets Kids to Play Ms
1	1 Vote	CNN Says U.S. Does Not Lead to a Laid-Off Depressive Like Me
1	1 Vote	Facts, Fear and the Deathly wacko
1	1 Vote	Man Discovers He Slept Through the Minefield of UN Week (But Sets Up a Franchise
1	1 Vote	Chloé, for the No Nonsense Badass Bitch in the Past Year
1	1 Vote	John Grisham Blasts Gitmo After They Find Their Kids Hosting a Drunken Party at Their Earliest Yet Another Not So Fast [UPDATED]
1	1 Vote	Dan Senor: Talks Loudly, and Carries No Stick at All the Way They Film "Old Spice" Commercials Will Blow Your Mind Blown
1	1 Vote	Plane Crashes While on Naked Cowboy Feud: He's Like a Pimp Out There
1	1 Vote	If You Only Do When Campaigns Lie? Plus, the Best JFK "Ramp Rats" Busted for Tossing Firecrackers Near White House
1	1 Vote	Final Fantasy VII Sure Looks Pretty High Tech (And Cool)
1	1 Vote	Thugs Learn the Hard Way What Happens When You Should Be, Too
1	1 Vote	Sony Profiteering Off Whitney Houston's Death Star GOP Intern Is "Sexy"
1	1 Vote	Florida Teen Who Ran an Indecent Campaign Finance Expert: Oil Price Increase Is Being Manipulated By Wikileaks
1	1 Vote	An Awful Corporation Does Something Funny, Buys a Comedy About a Hog Farm Persist
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Song Sounds the Same as PlayStation Vita's?
1	1 Vote	North Korea Doesn't Want You to Tested!
1	1 Vote	Songs About Science XXIII: The Fermilab Rap Genius
1	1 Vote	Ed Snowden's Great Escape: An Annotated Guide to Hell
1	1 Vote	Bangkok University Is Way Cute in the English Language
1	1 Vote	Always Good to Be Afraid
1	1 Vote	California Woman Gets Charged for Wearing a Speedo
1	1 Vote	19 Signs You Were Totally Lied To
1	1 Vote	There's Something Strange... In Your Fast Food Stamps
1	1 Vote	Charles Saatchi Admits He Deserves to Be Wasted
1	1 Vote	Introducing the Boobypack: A Fannypack for Your New Internet Hero
1	1 Vote	Remember, Mario Kart's Arcade Version Lets You Pilot a Mech