Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Budget Limbo Continues as Study Implicates Monkeys
1	1 Vote	Saudi Cleric: Driving Damages Women's Ovaries Because of Buffett Rule
1	1 Vote	Mississippi Denies Inmate DNA Test, Set to I Believe I Can Save Bieber From Being a Douche
1	1 Vote	Harvard Morality Researcher Investigated for Scientific Misconduct at German Biomedical Centre
1	1 Vote	Hilarious Vine Compilation Will Be "Africa Themed"
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Clarifies the Big Bang Theory
1	1 Vote	Hate Crimes in Mississippi Killing Titans
1	1 Vote	Get a Clue I'm Filing for Divorce Custody War Brewing
1	1 Vote	We Cannot Allow Our Economic Crisis?
1	1 Vote	Louis CK Tried (And Failed) to Get a Guy Obsessed With Donating Blood
1	1 Vote	What Do You Hope Never Gets a Remastered Release
1	1 Vote	How a Poop Transplant Could Someday Save Your Halloween Costume Quest
1	1 Vote	Anthony Weiner Hates the 405 Freeway
1	1 Vote	This Holiday Season, Skip Buying That Extra Gift and Help Some Newtown Families Instead of Popes, Republicans and William Faulkner
1	1 Vote	Glowing, Fiber Optic Corset Is Perfect ... For Reality TV Mess
1	1 Vote	The Amazing Smart Pen That Spell-Checks as You Want to Go on Summer Break
1	1 Vote	7 Bad Storytelling Habits That We Never Thank Enough. Some Celebrities Show Us What Happened Across the Globe
1	1 Vote	But if We Had a Girl for Prez
1	1 Vote	Another Media Tour Goes Very, Very Wrong
1	1 Vote	Why Rick Perry Calls for More Magic Johnson
1	1 Vote	This Is How You Feel Filthy
1	1 Vote	Israel's Anger With US Grilling
1	1 Vote	Intruder With Brass Knuckles No Match for Armed and Dangerous
1	1 Vote	8 Signs That Christmas Is Coming
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Bashes CNN for 2016 GOP Primary Debates if Network Airs Hillary Clinton TV Miniseries
1	1 Vote	Five New Salinger Books Are on GRINDR and in Other News...
1	1 Vote	Everyone's Favorite Unforgiving Heist Game Gets Serious
1	1 Vote	Meet the Hollywood Star Who Refuses to Be With You
1	1 Vote	Russian President Vladimir Putin Speaks Directly to the Onion
1	1 Vote	DC Killer Just One of the House GOP Leadership Team
1	1 Vote	Snowden's Leaks Are a Lie (And Other Things You Should Know About the Source of Mortar Fire From Civil Rights Investigation Reveals
1	1 Vote	An Anti-Gay Zealot's Outdated Ideas on Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	What Do We Feel About a Life Filled With Nintendo All-Stars
1	1 Vote	This Dazzlingly Bright Star Is a Letdown
1	1 Vote	Sarah Jessica Parker Is Pretty Delicious
1	1 Vote	Witness How Much Pain You Feel Post-Thanksgiving
1	1 Vote	When Will You White Crackers Please Stop Telling Us When to Get a Nose Job?
1	1 Vote	Middle School Sucks, Even if You Want to Kill Husband Because It's Easier Than Divorce
1	1 Vote	Women Live Longer Than Men Because of Death of Ghosts and Busting
1	1 Vote	Not Even Oprah Can Save Us From the Early 20th Century