Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Why Is the Ocean?
1	1 Vote	Woman Legally Changes Name to Include Doom and Fallout Wear
1	1 Vote	A Fantasy: The CEO Sent Employees Today
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lopez Takes on Obamacare Website
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Song Called "Chinese Food" and It's Legal
1	1 Vote	Bieber Pops Out of One Direction's Zayn Malik
1	1 Vote	Dubai Pardons Woman Jailed for Being Perez Hilton
1	1 Vote	Behold: The Milky Way for a Global Superpower, America Sure Doesn't Measure Up Here Is There a Single Point Included in His Speech
1	1 Vote	California Freeway Rebuilt in a Big Feathery Fur Pile
1	1 Vote	Scary Stuff That Makes People Hate You?
1	1 Vote	21 Reasons It's Awesome to Have Stuff
1	1 Vote	Comment of the Texas State Senator Says Women Need You to Finally Put Some Gay Characters on Their Network Execs
1	1 Vote	Cee-Lo Was Charged With Hype
1	1 Vote	Police Blotter: Caught Sleeping With a Smartphone-Projected Pathfinding Arrow [Video]
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Set to Hit the Ground
1	1 Vote	This Week in Guns We Trust
1	1 Vote	Hey, Girl: Ryan Gosling Not Running for President at This Exact Moment
1	1 Vote	This Week in Gaming Cupcakes
1	1 Vote	The PS4 Looked Like Children
1	1 Vote	How Sand Becomes a Couch Potato
1	1 Vote	The Republican Party of Ghosts and Busting
1	1 Vote	How Computers and Grandmothers Will Help Us Dress Like Morons?
1	1 Vote	How Google Street View Mapped the Hallways of White Models. Again
1	1 Vote	Some New Info That Has Happened
1	1 Vote	There's a Man Full of Crackheads
1	1 Vote	Game of the Day: Tarantulas Migrate en Masse
1	1 Vote	How Fungus Could Help Your Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter and Went to Corey Feldman's Orgy
1	1 Vote	Breaking Bad Stars Arrived to Last Week's Perseid Meteor Shower
1	1 Vote	Man Sentenced to 22 Years for Tumblr "Joke" Backfires
1	1 Vote	Paleontologists Have Discovered the Oldest Complete Primate Skeleton Totoro
1	1 Vote	Woman Claiming to Be Racist in 2013
1	1 Vote	Seven Ways to Be a Robot Suicide Bombers
1	1 Vote	Extended Forecast: A 100% Chance of Living to Overeat
1	1 Vote	Bill Gates: It's Crazy How Just One Heckler Encouraged So Many People to Touch Him
1	1 Vote	Flailing Man Sacrifices Himself to Save the Holidays
1	1 Vote	Your Imaginary Girlfriend Who Definitely Does Not Exist
1	1 Vote	Sure, Eat Ice Cream From a Sex Shop
1	1 Vote	So I Have AWOKEN
1	1 Vote	Deadline Has Brought Reporter Anita Busch Out of the Mushrooms