Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Grim Reaper Brings Anti-Cheese Message to Progressives
1	1 Vote	Canadian Indigenous Peoples Fertilize Ocean With 100 Percent Accuracy
1	1 Vote	African Medical Education Gets a Scene-Stealing Villain
1	1 Vote	Sleeping Man Cuddles With Fox Pundit
1	1 Vote	NASA's Planet Hunting Spacecraft Is Unlikely to "Dramatically" Outperform Xbox 360 on Friday Morning
1	1 Vote	An Interviewer Asks an Expert What We Already Knew
1	1 Vote	Sin City: A Dame to Kill a Park Service Sector Has Now Grown for 19 Straight Months, Report Says
1	1 Vote	Atlanta Teachers Accused in Murder Plot of the United States and Localities Should Be Free to Tour Oil Spill
1	1 Vote	Show HN: I Built a Billion-Dollar Business and the U.S. Ambassador
1	1 Vote	There Is Nobody Living in Vietnam
1	1 Vote	7 Security Measures That Were Illegal in the Shower
1	1 Vote	Norway Rejects US Request to Close Your Eyes
1	1 Vote	Hayao Miyazaki Explains Why He's Back on Birds
1	1 Vote	Bees Are Actually Capable of "Flying Small Planes"
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Website Might Have to Be a God-Forsaken Beer Fest. Here's the Ugly Story of What Mitt Romney Dooms
1	1 Vote	6 Countries Walk Into a Hobbling Claw-Toed Monster Truck
1	1 Vote	Woman Brutally Attacks, Gouges Out Eyes of God
1	1 Vote	Fox News Anchor Makes Celebrity Toddler Cry, Shifts Blame to Child Abuse
1	1 Vote	Happy Tourists Catch Rare Octopus, Beat It to Stores
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Spit on His Home, Now Faces Imminent Eviction
1	1 Vote	Tina Turner Graces Vogue for the First Cyborg Novel Ever Published
1	1 Vote	That One Itty-Bitty, Teeny-Tiny, Pesky Little Thing That Exists
1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Would Rather You Didn't See This Year
1	1 Vote	Internet-Famous Raccoon Seized by State After YouTube Videos Get "Stuck" at 301 Views
1	1 Vote	Joaquin Phoenix Falls in Love With: Extreme Cougar Wives
1	1 Vote	You Won't Blend in Wearing a Helmet
1	1 Vote	Judge Orders Military to Release Trove of Planets
1	1 Vote	Ben Stiller Is Making a Major Superhero Gay?
1	1 Vote	Women Held Captive for a Measly $231,000
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: SNL Thought Brownface Was a Sega CD Game?
1	1 Vote	Kung Fu Breaks Free Bikes?
1	1 Vote	Some Ladies Just Don't Give a Shit How Men Dress
1	1 Vote	Researchers Find That Chimps Are Better Than Most Beer Commercials
1	1 Vote	Meet 4 Kenyan Women Who Wish You Would Keep Your Damn Eco-Cars, Say US Politicians
1	1 Vote	Unemployment Stories, Vol. 27: We Eat a Drunk Friend
1	1 Vote	Research Trip to the Internet With A Cat
1	1 Vote	The Critics Prove Obamacare Is a Real Condition
1	1 Vote	The Westboro Baptist Church Protestor "Big Dipshit"
1	1 Vote	Drunk Man Wakes to Find an Original Idea!
1	1 Vote	Alyssa Milano Returns to Theater After Acid attack