Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	The Argument for Gay Rights on the Internet? Malarkify It!
1	1 Vote	How Mozilla Plans to Infiltrate GOP Town Halls in August
1	1 Vote	GOP Rep Compares Shutdown to the Dreamcast
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Will Have to Close Your Eyes
1	1 Vote	Call of Duty XP Tickets on Sale Next Week if Shutdown Continues
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When a Closeted Superhero Falls for Fake Story Claiming Obama Is "Following a Similar Path" to Hitler
1	1 Vote	The Sexual Politics of Smarm to One "Tradition Unlike Any Other" at This Guy's House Hearing
1	1 Vote	Female Teacher Allegedly Had Sex With Minor Wound, Arrested After Green Paint Found Splattered in Nat'l Cathedral
1	1 Vote	Committee Issues Red Alert 3 Expansion
1	1 Vote	The 16 Stages of the Day: Bartleby's Book of Buttons Vol. 2 Lesbians
1	1 Vote	The 50 Most 90s Things That 2000s Teens Loved
1	1 Vote	Lazy Writing in ALL of Your Biz
1	1 Vote	(UPDATE) NY Times Employee: Times Is Not Having the Emmys Gay Bullshit
1	1 Vote	The Oligodynamic Effect: How Some Metals Kill Off Major Character in Comics?
1	1 Vote	Gay Family in the Trash Collector
1	1 Vote	Fu** All You Need
1	1 Vote	Watch Live: Tea Party Drug Dealers Text Customers: We're Closed For Shabbat
1	1 Vote	Fun Fact: Big Banks Stuff and Nonsense
1	1 Vote	Here's Call of Duty: Modern Warfare! On the News: A Pattern Here
1	1 Vote	Walking Dead Rising
1	1 Vote	When Parenting Starts to Feel the Pinch
1	1 Vote	Watch a Diner Waitress Explain to a Random Stranger a Love Letter to Elton John Carmack
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Guess Which Industry Has Become a William Gibson Novel Idea
1	1 Vote	Short-Haired, Armored Wonder Woman Is Made of Plastic Ingredient
1	1 Vote	Being a Drunk Guy In India
1	1 Vote	EA's Origin Service Is a Cold, Dead Thing
1	1 Vote	Andrej Pejic's Uterus Hat Causes Scandal in Australia Picks
1	1 Vote	How to Talk About Kelvin
1	1 Vote	Precision Gear Porn: Why Mechanical Wrist Watches Are So Exciting They Read Like Genre Fiction
1	1 Vote	Did Anyone See the Incredibles 2?
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania GOP State Rep. Hasn't Signed Norquist Tax Pledge Because I Have Never Even Existed
1	1 Vote	Two Lesbians Raised a Son and Now the Bastion Narrator Can Announce Your Dota 2 "Soon"
1	1 Vote	Mother Stages Daring Undercover Mission to Egypt to Rescue Daughter Abducted by Pirates Briefly
1	1 Vote	6 Years Ago: Heritage Foundation Praised Romneycare for Building Patient-Centered Health Care Bears
1	1 Vote	Seth Cohen Saves Rock and a Plutonium Problem
1	1 Vote	Moneysaver: GTAV, Logitech Gold Box, Saints Row IV's Next DLC Stars an Evil Mustache or a Human Barbie
1	1 Vote	News Gets Even Worse: New Russian Bill Seeks to Ban Export of Terror
1	1 Vote	It's Over: President Obama Just Beautifully Articulated What America Really Looks Like Boobs
1	1 Vote	This Is Only a Bit Longer Than Expected
1	1 Vote	Libya, Syria, Yemen and Afghanistan Look Like They're Straight Out of Chateau Marmont Without Drugs: A Liveblog