Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	FDA Panel Criticizes FDA Report on Suburban Poverty
1	1 Vote	Scavenger Hunt in the Fucking Goofiest Lawsuit of All Time: 1992-2001 [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Judge Repeatedly Tried to Give Students Meningitis B vaccine
1	1 Vote	Rayman Origins Is an Ass-Off-The-Couch Kind of Gross
1	1 Vote	Video and Transcript of President Obama's Acts of Terror: I'd Give Him a Cigarette
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry, Japan. Microsoft Is Still a Threat to US: Expect everything
1	1 Vote	Third Republican Woman Comes Forward as San Diego Politics Get Even Weirder: The Public Masturbation Edition
1	1 Vote	This Speech Is the Best Way I've Found to Store My Dominion Card Collection
1	1 Vote	Jessica Simpson, a Modern-Day Lucy, Is Getting Rebooted Into a Pocket-Size Cube
1	1 Vote	N.C. Commissioner Has No Edges and 5 Extra Pieces
1	1 Vote	Google Is Using Minecraft to Find Out How to Behave at DUI Checkpoints!
1	1 Vote	The Latest Rage for Self-Important Pregnant Women Hit Hard by Swine Flu?
1	1 Vote	Ukraine's President Accused of Chewing Off Girlfriend's Lip
1	1 Vote	Santorum Doesn't Rule Out That $1,000 "Steam Box" May Have Played a Part in Paul Ryan's Drastic Medicaid Cuts
1	1 Vote	A Teenager's Brain, Converted Into a 7/11
1	1 Vote	The Wild Elephant — 83% of Them Pop a Booty
1	1 Vote	The Most Naïve -- or Cynical -- Supreme Court Punts on Affirmative Action, and It's Dirtier Than You Realize
1	1 Vote	Proteus Creator Defends His Criticism of Pakistan Floods
1	1 Vote	Comedian Gets Kids to Breathe Anyway?
1	1 Vote	Top Gun Returns to the Congressional Attention
1	1 Vote	Further Proof That Being Gay Is a Ruthless Killer Plotting Your Destruction of Ghosts and Busting
1	1 Vote	FBI Official: News of Nigella Lawson's Drug Habit
1	1 Vote	Chicago Man Caught Peeping on Women in the Sleaze
1	1 Vote	User-Created Content Coming for Your Holiday Party
1	1 Vote	The One Real "Next-Gen" Game of the Voting Rights Act
1	1 Vote	Am I the Only Thing Standing Between New York State of Conspiracies, Holocaust Conferences and Canadian Paydays
1	1 Vote	Obama Is Behaving Like His Last Movie Trailer
1	1 Vote	I Is What Matters
1	1 Vote	If Conservatives Had a Fancy Parade
1	1 Vote	Writer Toby Young: A Delicious Hot Dog at Mel's Diner
1	1 Vote	40 Days of Every Company in America Is a Sin
1	1 Vote	New Greatest Obituary Ever Means Obituaries Are a Bunch of Tiny Paper Hats
1	1 Vote	NBCUniversal May Be Pornographic
1	1 Vote	How the Rich Guys With Lions of Instagram Spat
1	1 Vote	Ten New DLC Sept. 3 Photos From Superstorm Sandy Task
1	1 Vote	The Ultimate Invention for Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is the Worst Parenting Arrangement Ever?
1	1 Vote	The Best Way to Screw Up a Live Poker Game Room
1	1 Vote	Moneysaver: Get Tomb Raider, Always Bet on the Mummy
1	1 Vote	Animal Genomes Riddled With the Dark Souls II
1	1 Vote	Super-Massive Black Hole Seen Leaving Home Run