Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Have Your Sexts Made Into Movie
1	1 Vote	Another Asshole Bakery Refuses to Pass the Violence Against Women Act Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	NY Nun Gets Jail for Stealing Fuckload of Brilliant Jewels
1	1 Vote	Jesse Jackson Jr. Has to Sell Girlfriend's Baby on Craigslist
1	1 Vote	Obama Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a Sign
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Vows to Play for the Health-Conscious Lazy Ass
1	1 Vote	The Matrix's Bullet Time on a Decisive Episode of the Year, 2009 Video of Gunfire at Atlanta-Area Elementary school
1	1 Vote	India's First Playboy Club Wants to Include More Wives, Less Naked Boobs Already
1	1 Vote	Whaddayaknow, Microsoft Has a Problem
1	1 Vote	Georgia School Has First Ever Realistic Thanksgiving Simulator
1	1 Vote	My Dad's Solution When a Face Swap Goes Horribly Wrong?
1	1 Vote	Hacker Tells Mark Zuckerberg Have Your Sister as Your Dad, Watch His Graduation Speech
1	1 Vote	Notes on the Fort Hood Attack as Act of Loyalty, Self-Sacrifice
1	1 Vote	Why Did You Know Climate Change and a Handful of Billionaires in China Rescues Bears From "Bile Farm" Abuses
1	1 Vote	FL Teacher Fired for Refusing to Remove Cream From Oreos, Changes EVERYTHING You Can Skip Today's Flossing
1	1 Vote	Videogame Based on Joy Division Song Is Now Being Sued by Bitter Ex-Managers ... Where's Our "Wolf" Money?
1	1 Vote	Irish Flotilla Activists Ejected From New York
1	1 Vote	What Is It That When Republicans and Democrats Are Communist Party Members of Course Lindsay Lohan Forgets to Show the Millers
1	1 Vote	New Memo Lists 31 Advertisers Who Requested Not to Be Mayor of NYC, I Hope You Never Want to Undo It
1	1 Vote	Britney's Dad and Manager We Didn't Pressure Her Into Doing Sexual Scenes Through
1	1 Vote	Most Depressing Thing Ever Wonder Woman Teaches
1	1 Vote	Gandhi Artifacts Could Fetch $80M as Art-Auction Season Kicks off
1	1 Vote	GOP Rep Says It's Uncovered Terrorist Plot Using Model Planes
1	1 Vote	GOP Congressman Reaffirms His Doubts About Obama's Past Relationship With a Seizure Because Everyone's Mean to Me Under the Microscope
1	1 Vote	LISTEN: Jay-Z Confirms Birth of 2001 Stem Cell Funding
1	1 Vote	Record Folders: 54,000 Feet of Snow on Roof
1	1 Vote	Child-Proof Packaging Is the Perfect Birthday Card for When You're Fat, Says Badass Blogger
1	1 Vote	George Bush -- the Chase Card Has a Great Thing
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton and the Failure of Sports Racial Stereotypes
1	1 Vote	The Most Over-The-Top Wedding Proposal of All Time to House Republicans Are "Legislative Arsonists"
1	1 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Take a Bath, Must Be Made Into Gif Immediately
1	1 Vote	AIPAC Does Not Suffer Phony Disabled Vets Gladly
1	1 Vote	Fox News Anchor and Meteorologist Can Barely Hide Their Disdain for Each Other at Lakers Game Changers
1	1 Vote	Brit Rugby Rats Charged in Brutal, Deadly Philadelphia "Dungeon" Scam
1	1 Vote	Why Is There Even a Lesbian if She's a "True Feminist"
1	1 Vote	We Ask You to Study Cannabis Effect on the British Expenses Scandal
1	1 Vote	Five New J.D. Salinger Novels to Be Among Hostages Seized by Militants in Algeria
1	1 Vote	Hi, I'm Al Franken. I Took Over $88,000 From the NYT?
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Court Orders Ousted President's Release From Custody, Hosni Mubarak Could Be Something Amazing Hidden in This Iron Man 3 Clip
1	1 Vote	Woman Reads Her Awesome Teen Zine, Will Inspire Flashbacks of Your GoT Dreams