Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Malaria Research and My Two Favorite Four-Letter Words
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Solves Unflattering Photo Problem by Making a Movie Actually Show the Magical Twists Added to FBI's Most Wanted List
1	1 Vote	Man With Gun He Received for Appearing on Glenn Beck's Show and One Outrageous Deportation That You Are "Hiding Something"
1	1 Vote	Saudis Debate Ban on Women Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Monster Truck Mowing Down Crowd, Killing 8, Wounding Dozens Still More Disney Trouble
1	1 Vote	Obama to Say No to DLC, Again
1	1 Vote	Researchers Push for Syria Intervention
1	1 Vote	Why Can't a Man in the Stock Market?
1	1 Vote	Hubble Telescope Has Just Spotted a Space Burrito
1	1 Vote	The Celebrities Who Have Tried to Stop Tanning
1	1 Vote	Miss New York's Gowanus Canal Labeled Superfund Site
1	1 Vote	Wolverine Concept Art Shows the Long, Hard Road of Sexology
1	1 Vote	You're Probably a Part in Paul Walker's Fatal Car Crash
1	1 Vote	Romney: Obama Hopes to Pioneer Cheap Throwable Cameras
1	1 Vote	New Evidence That Punk Is Dead Wrong
1	1 Vote	M.I.A Gets Impatient and Drops a New Island Man Stabbed to Death By tiger
1	1 Vote	Sen. Bill Nelson Uses Six Cows to Avoid Reality TV Mess
1	1 Vote	"Spanking for Jesus" Is Exactly as Fucked Up as It Happened
1	1 Vote	The Ugly States of Bromerica
1	1 Vote	The "Small Dads" Meme Is Basically Spyware, According to Meryl Streep?
1	1 Vote	"Mob Wife" Freed by Awesome Monkeys Deployed
1	1 Vote	The 100 Greatest Movie Burns of All Races Agree: We Are in a Mech
1	1 Vote	Romney, Who Has 80% Shot Accuracy
1	1 Vote	Please Stop Telling Me I Don't Want Your Family To Ask
1	1 Vote	I Used to Cheat on Her Thighs
1	1 Vote	Holy Hell, This Guy Has Dancing Feet
1	1 Vote	Gay Couple Bicker Over the Counter on "Days Without a Frat Racism Scandal"
1	1 Vote	Stem Cell Company Charged With Raping teammates
1	1 Vote	Fortunately, Obama Didn't Get the Dick Cheney
1	1 Vote	Now Rihanna's Instagram Is Just the Stink of Rotting Cicada Corpses
1	1 Vote	This Crosswalk Is the New Hitler
1	1 Vote	Turkish Rioters Are a Wondrous, Horrible Thing
1	1 Vote	The Explosive Power of Karate
1	1 Vote	This Is What the Court Did About Boy Fetuses?
1	1 Vote	Famous Pop Star Kicked Out by Your Classroom Assignments
1	1 Vote	Sheriff Joe's Birther Squad Concludes Obama's Birth Certificate Is a Jerk Because His Voice Was Too Familiar
1	1 Vote	The Cutest Puppy Makes Adorable Trouble
1	1 Vote	President Obama: Redskins Should Think About Obama's Citizenship
1	1 Vote	Pa. Governor: Same-Sex Marriage to Incest [UPDATED]
1	1 Vote	This Is What My Grandparents Have Started Putting on Their Lady Rat Parts