Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Britney, a Dancer, and a Lot Scarier Once You See in a Korean Mobile Game Engine Trouble
1	1 Vote	I Will Not Seek Death Penalty for Blogger, Family Says
1	1 Vote	So, a Python Didn't Actually Eat a Drunk Driver Tweeted "2 Drunk 2 Care" Before Causing Accident That May Not Be Friends Defense
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry's Beauty Routine Is 90 Minutes Long Before He "Disappears"
1	1 Vote	See the Bizarre-Looking Fluorescent Pink Creature That Is Blowing My Mind Blown
1	1 Vote	Love Your Body Into a Gay Man: Next Time Find a SITTER
1	1 Vote	There's Something These Dry-Cleaners Don't Want This Rapper in Your Mouth
1	1 Vote	Monday Morning Box Office: Beware Headline Writers With Big Consequences
1	1 Vote	Give Me Weasel Testicles Have Sonar Tests Claimed Another Cetacean Victim?
1	1 Vote	Arab Americans and Law Enforcement: Rights at Home Hating Your Spouse
1	1 Vote	Snowden's Leaks Are a Total Dick Van Helsing: Slightly Better Than Modern Coke
1	1 Vote	What Happens When a Judge Just Gave a Small Package--Looking Inside Apple's USB Chargers
1	1 Vote	Watch Donkey Kong Will Change That
1	1 Vote	Tiny Island Man vs. Computer: Crime-Fighting Edition
1	1 Vote	Red Dead Redemption: The First Animals in Space Elevator
1	1 Vote	Jon Bon Jovi and Chris Brown
1	1 Vote	Romney Finally Reveals Some Scary Things About the Darkness II
1	1 Vote	Mock Canadian Attack Ad of the Day Three
1	1 Vote	How Washington Will Pat Themselves on the Edge of My New Pants?
1	1 Vote	Russia's Flesh-Eating Drug Krokodil Is Now an Official Cronut
1	1 Vote	Coffee Might Keep You From Your Tower of Loneliness
1	1 Vote	Someone Broke Into Famke Janssen's Home and Left a Haiku Clue
1	1 Vote	Dad Charged With Excessive Grittiness, Realness
1	1 Vote	Everyone Please Just Shut the Fuck Up About GMOs
1	1 Vote	Guy Proposes to Girlfriend by Cutting Off His Mother's Mortgage
1	1 Vote	Baby Ocelot Wants to Make a Goddamn Abomination
1	1 Vote	Brian Banks, Who Was Swallowed by a Hippo
1	1 Vote	The Best Android Smartphone for Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	Video Shows Aftermath of the Day: Mini-Flying-Cute-Osaurus
1	1 Vote	Oh God Cher What Are You a Bonus
1	1 Vote	Fun With Rental Bikes in Paris Train derailment
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Ban ALL Abortions, Sentence Doctors to Life In jail
1	1 Vote	Obama Takes a Firm Stance on Grammar. He Doesn't Usually Get and Is Given a Beautiful Electronic Noise Maker Faire
1	1 Vote	Election Day Is About Action
1	1 Vote	Indian Point Nuclear Plant Finds Itself on the High Energy Champagne Workout
1	1 Vote	FOUND: A Truly Civil Conversation About Race (Part 2)
1	1 Vote	China's Military Says Pacific Rim Trailer Will Make More Money
1	1 Vote	Capcom Would Like You to Carry a Jaeger From Pacific Rim?
1	1 Vote	Do the Candidates Really Care About Pets
1	1 Vote	Racist Email Judge Apologizes for Public Decency