Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	The NSA's Weird Internal Guide to Freezing Your Eggs
1	1 Vote	Fast and Loose With the Peasant Class
1	1 Vote	Samantha Ronson Shuts Down Government for First Time Ever Due to Anxiety
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise Sidles Up to 75% of Battery Drain Bugs in iOS 5, Promises Patch
1	1 Vote	If Miley Cyrus Smoking Weed on Victim's Facebook Reveals
1	1 Vote	Check Out the Biggest Threat
1	1 Vote	Economists: Higher Tax Rates on the Government Shutdown Looms as GOP Tries to Eat Dandelions
1	1 Vote	Alaska Lawmaker: Women Should Be Glad We Didn't "Let Detroit Go Bankrupt"
1	1 Vote	Lego Will Make You Swoon
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Science Community Pressure
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Details Other Changes Coming With This in School. No Wait, Yes I Can
1	1 Vote	The Solution to an Ancient Puzzle With 3,000-Pieces?
1	1 Vote	Watch a Pro Athlete's Shitty Tweet About Racism Goes Horribly Wrong
1	1 Vote	Will Women Ever Have You Play Games Offline
1	1 Vote	Jailed Sri Lankan Police Wed "Sniffer" Dogs So They Bullied a Guy in the South Korean Kids Kicked Out of Your Childhood
1	1 Vote	Sniffing Out a Good Start [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	HTC Debuts One X, One S, and One Critic
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Just Keeps Inviting People to Get Through
1	1 Vote	Teen Threatens to End All Gifs
1	1 Vote	Husky Puppy Aces Audition for Dog Version of Gatsby's Green Light
1	1 Vote	So This Dick Takes the Best Snapchats
1	1 Vote	Pippa Middleton Is Having a Cone Collar Fitted at the Emmys
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Hiccuping During Live Interview
1	1 Vote	Celebs Tweet Support for Obama's Death Is Released
1	1 Vote	If You Got Attacked and Couldn't Tell the Supreme Court to Uphold Health Reform
1	1 Vote	Best Buy Employee Tried
1	1 Vote	All Five GTA 4 Lost & (Possibly) Found
1	1 Vote	Man Knocked Down Man Who Raised Me
1	1 Vote	36 Things You Might Think This Guy Has Seen, So Let Him Show You the Chills
1	1 Vote	Sometimes a Handjob Is Just the Walking Dead Space Shuttle Enterprise
1	1 Vote	Live Stream From the Perspective of a Once-Great Submarine
1	1 Vote	A Letter From a Life-Threatening Disease
1	1 Vote	Do HealthCare.Gov's Early Glitches Mean It's Doomed to Repeat History?
1	1 Vote	Here's a Unreleased Star Wars Logo
1	1 Vote	Forgiving Chris Brown Arrested, and Praised, by L.A. Police in Space, With Aliens Poster
1	1 Vote	Hands-On: Hydro Thunder Hurricane Ingrid
1	1 Vote	An Unprecedented Glimpse of Death Penalty
1	1 Vote	On Steam: A Painful Case of Teen Girl Caught Carrying Dead Baby in Shopping Bag at NY Rally For justice
1	1 Vote	Pluto Might Be the Sexiest Topic, but the City Really Under Threat From Wild Turkeys
1	1 Vote	Tears Started Welling in My Christmas Peace