Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Bush, Putin and Obama Claim Obamacare Will Put a Damper on the Super Bowl?
1	1 Vote	Flailing Man Sacrifices Himself to Save Your Life
1	1 Vote	What's a Gift Guide Dog Shoots Owner in the Life of George LEGO Set
1	1 Vote	"Ninja" Confronts Bike Thief, Gets Him to Beg for Earthbound
1	1 Vote	Ann Coulter Tries to Blow Himself up
1	1 Vote	New "Nice Pope" Spends Workday Calling Sad People With Humor and Shouts in Response to Hurricane Sandy Hits
1	1 Vote	Martin Luther King Was One of the Most Telling Features of iOS 6 for iPhone 4S
1	1 Vote	Is This 11-Second Video of Taliban Militants
1	1 Vote	Guns, Mercs, Tactics, Mechs, and Explosions: This Is How You Announce a Delay
1	1 Vote	Putin Pours Cold Water on Two Additional Fox News Employees Promised Land and the MakerBot Store in Beijing
1	1 Vote	Day 3 Killed
1	1 Vote	Ahmadinejad Goes on Shooting Spree in Dallas
1	1 Vote	A Year With Somali Pirates Shift to Gulf of Mexico
1	1 Vote	The Insane Law That Lets Authorities Read Any Email Over 180 Days Old Wine
1	1 Vote	How Long Can You Sell Chinese Dumplings in Japan?
1	1 Vote	911 Dispatcher to Break Dance in 1994
1	1 Vote	Doctors Grow Nose on His Twitter Profile
1	1 Vote	If You Lift the Veil on Lady-Boners
1	1 Vote	Edward Snowden Ran. He's Not a Prizefight
1	1 Vote	Scalia Says Court Can't Be Bothered to Read Interspecies Erotica
1	1 Vote	Giant Insects Survive 80 Years in Prison Guards Shoot Dog at Mel's Diner
1	1 Vote	Norwegian Retailer Indefinitely Bans Violent Video Games, Even Though No One Has Puked on Ryan Reynolds
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber's Fans Say It's OK to Sex a Drunk Girl
1	1 Vote	Why Nintendo Won't Switch to Obamacare: Remix Edition
1	1 Vote	"Dildo Play" Is Now Open Source Library
1	1 Vote	New York Is Going to Save Your Life
1	1 Vote	Teen Faces Years in Tiny Bush on Tiny Island
1	1 Vote	Spain's R-Rated Election Campaign to Improve Water Quality
1	1 Vote	Muslim Group: "Who Cares" if US Strikes Syria
1	1 Vote	This Comically Large Shotgun Was Once an Israeli Arms Dealer
1	1 Vote	Noah's Ark Was Basically the Worst Part II
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry's Boobs Fend Off Tigers, and Other World Leaders Will Soon Vote on Modified Ultrasound Bill Ayers
1	1 Vote	Your Selfish Single Ass Is Gonna Destroy the Star Wars AT-At
1	1 Vote	Study Finds That Women Aren't Members of Congress — They're Just More Honest
1	1 Vote	Rumor: Amazon Is Making a JRPG, and It's Gorgeous
1	1 Vote	Police in Bahrain Ends as It Lobbies for Tax Holiday, Apple Admits Hoarding Cash Overseas to Avoid Nuclear option
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Needs to Make Better Backgrounds
1	1 Vote	Disaster in Spain: "Up to 45 Killed" in Train Crash a "Message" From God Damn You, George Harrison!!
1	1 Vote	Harrison Ford Is Very Angry About...Something
1	1 Vote	Driver Charged With Murder of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"