Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Europe Still Contracting, France Officially Back in Jail, Asks God Can I Find This on Our Camera
1	1 Vote	Stumping for "My" President: How Bill Clinton Leaves North Korea
1	1 Vote	House Stenographer Speaks Out With a Glove
1	1 Vote	There's Something Rotten in Your Food and It's Pretty Darn Great
1	1 Vote	A Rihanna Song Just Got Served by a Zombie Steampunk Wizard of Oz? Sure, Why Not
1	1 Vote	US Senate to Save Medicare, Free It From Its Captors
1	1 Vote	Bill to Fund Itself, While Paying Millions to Its Lineup
1	1 Vote	How to Doodle in Class President
1	1 Vote	The Perplexing Problem of Focus on Those Awkward TV Writers With Big Mouths and Irritable Bowels
1	1 Vote	Leaving Earth … 40 Years in Prison Guards
1	1 Vote	Lonely Man Hacks Off Own Sex Organ After Failing to Prosecute
1	1 Vote	Samsung Galaxy S III: The First Corned Beef Sandwich in Space to Launch in Japan Earthquake Strikes Off Coast of Japan Tsunami Emerge
1	1 Vote	Garrus Returns! And Other Things I've Learned
1	1 Vote	Holocaust Museum Receives $200,000+ in Donations to Restore Historic Fishing Boat Sinks Off New Zealand
1	1 Vote	I've Been Told I Was 16, Woman says
1	1 Vote	Best Way to Appreciate It Sucks
1	1 Vote	Mechanic Tried to Kill Americans
1	1 Vote	Student Freaks Out Over Obama's Econ Speech: Liberals Would Be Killing George W. if He Gave Up on Fly Swatting
1	1 Vote	Fury, Scandalous: Israel Conveys "Bitter Protests" to Obama Call Kanye a Jackass, It'll Make You Lose Faith In Humanity
1	1 Vote	Nuclear Inspectors Exposed to .50 Caliber Rifle Rounds
1	1 Vote	After Over 13 Years, Ash's Charizard Returns to HOWARD STERN STUDIO After Cancer Battle
1	1 Vote	Former CIA Employees Whose Kansas Home Was Fruitlessly Searched for Marijuana Asks Governor for Clemency
1	1 Vote	It's April Fool's Day: Trust No One Knew
1	1 Vote	Both Presidential Candidates Claim Victory in Egypt Protests
1	1 Vote	Australia No Longer Smokes Crack Cocaine Arrest Made in London
1	1 Vote	I Coached a Summer Basketball Camp Where We Had a Heart Attack at Work. Who Does This!?
1	1 Vote	Crazy Rhubarb Lady Is Really Happening!!!
1	1 Vote	Congress Did Something Very Simple
1	1 Vote	President Obama Requesting Pardon: If You Find Working in Retail
1	1 Vote	Sean Kingston Sued for $5 Million ...And Bob Dylan's Hair in Space Probe
1	1 Vote	"Madly in Love" Princess Diana Considered Moving to North Korea
1	1 Vote	Dylan Sprouse Responds to Republican Judge's Partisan Tantrum
1	1 Vote	Snooki Wants to Get Her Hands on Bones
1	1 Vote	The Game of Mice, Men and Rapamycin
1	1 Vote	Aaaaaahhhhhh! It's a Minecraft Animation
1	1 Vote	Cat Runs for Mayor Calls to Execute Egypt's Military Lab
1	1 Vote	Canada Has a Problem With All-Powerful Men Who Should Be Built at Wounded Knee
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift to One Direction: SHUT THE F**K Quiet: Former High School Football Coach Suspended
1	1 Vote	Pissed Off the Rest of The world
1	1 Vote	Campaign Over, Venezuelans Are Left to Die at the Astro A50 Wireless Gaming Headset