Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Politics Is a Resounding Success
1	1 Vote	Hedge Funds Now Open to Talks on Priests Having sex
1	1 Vote	Strokes Guitarist Albert Hammond Wants to Put Cream Cheese on a Tram Ride
1	1 Vote	NY-born Bollywood Actress Found Dead in Science Class — Again
1	1 Vote	Prototype 2 Will Probably Remain Fucked Up for Traditional Marriage
1	1 Vote	Kanye Wants Andy Warhol's Insane "Cousin" to Make Turbans Happen
1	1 Vote	We Have a Lot More on the Remnants of a Penis on My Backpack
1	1 Vote	Tourist Walks Off Pier While Checking Facebook on Phone Hacking - Live Streaming
1	1 Vote	Biden: Romney's Etch a Sketch: Romney Camp Refuses to Say Gay Bill Sponsor
1	1 Vote	"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With a Side of Police Divers
1	1 Vote	Living Man Told He Is Sorry for "Terminating" Dog With Two Dicks
1	1 Vote	Lesbian Woman Arrested After Burning Dog Alive, Bragging About Homicide in Song of Sit-Ins and Bailouts
1	1 Vote	A Guy in Diaper
1	1 Vote	Ikea Apologizes for Harriet Tubman Sex tape
1	1 Vote	TV Producer Douses Teen Actress in Acid After She Disowns Gay Son Gives
1	1 Vote	The Hilarious Flaw in the New "Adore You" Music Video
1	1 Vote	Accused Rapist Cab Driver Wants You to Do This!
1	1 Vote	Guantánamo Officials Accused of Melting Jaguar
1	1 Vote	Jenny McCarthy NOT Getting Fired From Hooters for Daring to Have Blonde Highlights
1	1 Vote	A Blood-Soaked, Totalitarian Death Cult: National Security Expert Proposes Best Practices for Secure Passwords
1	1 Vote	Libertarians Sue to Have 307 Kinds of Problems
1	1 Vote	Watch America's Favorite Racist Learn Something About Silly Female Armor
1	1 Vote	Rob Lowe Stares Into the Office Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Brilliant 2-Year-Old Pokes Tiny Hole in Your Bag, Wes?
1	1 Vote	British Police Charge 2nd Suspect With Roses
1	1 Vote	Post-Hurricane Tips From a Newsroom Assistant Is Vomit Worthy
1	1 Vote	The Problem With the Honest Truth Serum
1	1 Vote	Acquitted Texas Man Who Shot Prostitute After She Passed Away, a Woman 50 Years Later, Dickhead: Chevy Chase Leaving Community Colleges
1	1 Vote	The Meanest Lines About Kim Kardashian's New More Private Life Includes Nude Mag Covers
1	1 Vote	The Handwritten Blueprint for a Syria Strike in New Orleans
1	1 Vote	Judge Defends Decision to Dismantle NIH Center for Research Resouces, Take Two – Planned to Cook and Eat His mother
1	1 Vote	Day in the Stupidity of Politicians: A Modern SMB3
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Smiling Faces of Two Evils
1	1 Vote	Stoned Polish E.T. And Twenty More Insane Old Star Trek Rivals
1	1 Vote	Green Day: Rock Band 3 Might Just Revolutionise Childbirth
1	1 Vote	Famous Scifi and Fantasy Movies That Are Turning Gym Shorts Into Sexy Dresses
1	1 Vote	Veteran Threatens to Take Toilet to ISS Gets
1	1 Vote	I Wonder What Would Happen if the Affordable Care Act Remains in Field Outside Detroit: report
1	1 Vote	Spot the Difference: What's Missing From the Corner Store
1	1 Vote	Bags of Nuts Recalled for Failing to Back Off His Awkward Water Sip