Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

Acquitted Texas Man Who Shot Prostitute After She Passed Away, a Woman 50 Years Later, Dickhead: Chevy Chase Leaving Community Colleges

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by slamhannigan
2013-12-31

2013-12-31

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    Acquitted Texas man who shot prostitute after she refused sex was just ‘protecting himself from theft’: court
    New York Post New York Post
  • Read
    Smashes
    'Your Marriage Is Against The Bible,' They Said To A Man And A Woman 50 Years Ago (Yes, Really!)
    Upworthy Upworthy
  • Read
    Smashes
    Two Years After She Passed Away, A Woman Gives Her Family An Unforgettable Christmas
    BuzzFeed BuzzFeed
  • Read
    Smashes
    Later, Dickhead: Chevy Chase Leaving Community
    Jezebel Jezebel
  • Read
    Smashes
    Community Colleges Are Segregated and Unequal
    Gawker Gawker

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account