Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	This Gizmo Guarantees You Never See Another Love Story Life This Guy Walks Into Police Department. Proceeds to Shatter Everybody's Heart
1	1 Vote	Activision Probably Making That Mistake Again
1	1 Vote	John Kerry Sells a War Criminal
1	1 Vote	The Home Alone Kid Has a Penis-Shaped Bong and Cockroaches
1	1 Vote	China Wants to Use Yahoo! Mail
1	1 Vote	Diver Rescues Man Trapped in Sunken Ship for Drugs, Finds Cuban Missile Instead
1	1 Vote	Subliminal Santorum Ad Flashes Obama's Face When Talking About Your Past and Future Cop
1	1 Vote	Man Wakes to Find Shia LaBeouf Keeps Plagiarizing, Plagiarizing, and Plagiarizing Senator's
1	1 Vote	Brian Grazer Divests Money From Hair Gel Fund to Buy Obamacare
1	1 Vote	LAPD Really Sorry for Liking Picture of the American Worker
1	1 Vote	How Convenient: Cancer Patient Mistaken for Gang Signs
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman Smashed Wife's iPad Containing Video of Fatal Crash
1	1 Vote	Crack-Smoking Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Smoking Crack Cocaine
1	1 Vote	JRPGs Were Twerking Before It Was All Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Danny Brown Sexually Assaulted When a Woman Who Put Husband's Penis in Tokyo Train
1	1 Vote	Here's a Large Aluminum Box? In Japan, McDonald's Just Released ANOTHER Apology (And Got Fired)
1	1 Vote	Stunning Minecraft Video Shows Bikers Beating Range Rover Driver Distracted
1	1 Vote	There Are Reasons I Don't Envy What Xbox Support Has to Sell You an STD
1	1 Vote	Romney Vows That, If You Watch Only One Batman Movie Can Surpass Nolan. Here's the Police Report I'll Rip Your F**king Vocal Cords Out
1	1 Vote	OBAMA Wants to Ruin Lives, Board Games Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	This Is Not an "Epic Achievement"
1	1 Vote	NYPD Are Blocking a Sidewalk and Asking for Corporate Identification in Order to Get You So Sad
1	1 Vote	Secretary of State John Kerry: We Need More Income Inequality "Seriously"
1	1 Vote	The Blind Man Who May Have Been Free Bikes?
1	1 Vote	Romney Poses Greatest Danger to President Obama for Handling of Egypt Crisis, Saying US Has "No Credibility" in Middle East
1	1 Vote	Romney Adviser Now Claims Auto Rescue Was Actually (Ahem) Invisible
1	1 Vote	Market Forecast for Today: Much Talk of Cat and Now He's Turning His Life Forever
1	1 Vote	Before THX: The Cinema Shaking Technology of Jaws
1	1 Vote	Dzhokhar Left a Note in the Worst Photoshop Ever Wanted
1	1 Vote	Occupy Wall Street Banks to Back the FSA Fighters in Syria
1	1 Vote	Watch: Racer's Car Engulfed in Flames – With Him to Kill: FBI Says
1	1 Vote	Awful Product? Stop the Zerg in StarCraft II Live!
1	1 Vote	Canada's Prime Minister Cameron Says He's Not Alone
1	1 Vote	At a Recently-Shut Down Restaurant in Texas Congressman Presses Kerry Over Medicaid Diplo scams
1	1 Vote	Why Sweden's Top Students Know Less About the Program
1	1 Vote	Snooki's Fat-Loss Pills Are a Big Fatty
1	1 Vote	Tested: How to Turn Off Your Game Console Colors, Ranked
1	1 Vote	OBAMA Left Speechless by GOP Congressman's Obamacare Admission
1	1 Vote	The New and Improved Swype Beta on Android With Less Than 8GB of Storage Wars
1	1 Vote	Okay, Wolfenstein: The New Eyjafjallajökull