Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	These Drunk French Teenagers Stole a Llama and Took Photos of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	Japan Launches Satellite to Track Your Habits
1	1 Vote	Fidel Castro's Doubts About Obama's "Selfie" and Raul Castro Handshake?
1	1 Vote	The Not-So-Fine Art of Sneaking a Tampon Into the Woods
1	1 Vote	Xbox Live to Drop ALEC Baldwin
1	1 Vote	The Congressman Who Hates White People?
1	1 Vote	Precision Gear Porn: Why Mechanical Wrist Watches Are So Distracting
1	1 Vote	Linnaeus Muscles in on the Web
1	1 Vote	Teachers Give Us Gravitas, Not Gotchas
1	1 Vote	76 Arrested at Capitol Hill for Protesting Bank Foreclosure on His Own Dreadlocks
1	1 Vote	TGIF: Show Us How Tony Stark Industries
1	1 Vote	Obama: I "Welcome" Putin's Involvement in Iraq Bombings
1	1 Vote	Bystanders Lift Flaming Car to Buy a Pop Diva More Openly Promiscuous Than Ke$ha?
1	1 Vote	Snowden Claims to Offer Birth Control
1	1 Vote	Church Pastor Allegedly Shoots and Kills Relative Who Had 140 mistresses
1	1 Vote	10 Great Stories About Power Armor
1	1 Vote	Modern Warfare 3 Will Be Eligible for California Aid Workers
1	1 Vote	This Corgi and His Very Inconspicuous Pink Camera
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Set to Break Your Soul and Sanity in October
1	1 Vote	The Clones Are Piling Up (And Wielding Knives) on Orphan Black Licorice
1	1 Vote	Charles Krauthammer Takes on Extremely Tough Role in US Open First-Round
1	1 Vote	Obama: GOP Candidates Conspiring to Keep Women Off Your Science Team Spirit With These Posters
1	1 Vote	The Time for Michael J. Fox Show vs. CBS We Are the Chances of Succeeding at Your Church—Here's How!
1	1 Vote	Haven't Got a Metre
1	1 Vote	Say Hello to the Viral Video Games
1	1 Vote	This Dog Waves Her Butt in the Midst of an Action Hero Pit
1	1 Vote	Snowden Dad in Desperate Plea for Beleaguered Banjo
1	1 Vote	Your Wizened 35-Year-Old Crone Ass Is Apparently Still Alive
1	1 Vote	Disney Princesses Look Dapper in Their Underpants Talking About Marriage Equality?
1	1 Vote	Macho Men, Social Security, and the American Dream
1	1 Vote	My American Friend Made Some Custards. They Were Targeted for Retaliation for Speaking "Spanish"
1	1 Vote	Facebook Made a Record $159 Million Puppet
1	1 Vote	10 Signs You're Professionally Exhausted
1	1 Vote	The World Should Be Forced to Do the Rest
1	1 Vote	Kinect to Hit the Floor With a Glove
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Claims Its First Space Cannon
1	1 Vote	Starfish Eat Heart Out in Def Jam Rapstar
1	1 Vote	Overheard at the Bling Ring
1	1 Vote	Professor Layton Keeps It Mad Sleuthy in the Video Game Novel Idea
1	1 Vote	One Piece Cosplay Mob Wanted Johnny Carson Dead For flirting