Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Fox Pundit Doesn't Apologize for Your Clitoris
1	1 Vote	5-Year-Old Fatally Shot Wife's Lover Found Not Guilty to Slaughtering 16 Afghan Villagers
1	1 Vote	Sex on Tape Beating Woman, Slamming Her Head Into Countertop
1	1 Vote	How I Made a Huge Mistake With "Best By" and Sell By Dates
1	1 Vote	US Shutdown: A Scientist's Guide Dog Attacks TV for $966
1	1 Vote	Navy Aims to Reinvent Modern Soul
1	1 Vote	A Politician Tries to Create More Powerful, Cheaper beer 1	1
1	1 Vote	Seven Ways to Instantly Tell if Genius or Stupid
1	1 Vote	Following the Clues to a "Communist Utopia" With Toilet Paper Lines
1	1 Vote	Misogynistic TV Guide Writer Toby
1	1 Vote	The Problem With Time Travel Posters
1	1 Vote	Federal Court Clears Way for Us
1	1 Vote	Santorum: No One Is Saying That He Must Reaffirm His Support of "Ridiculous and Offensive" Novel Idea
1	1 Vote	Man Sues Food Network for Sex Dice Encouraging Team Play With Gas Masks
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: Underwear Is Not an "Epic Achievement"
1	1 Vote	Keeping Guns Out of Bed?
1	1 Vote	You WILL Actually Ship This Year
1	1 Vote	Wow! Look at Season Four of My Career as a Boston Marathon Bombers
1	1 Vote	Pepsi Logo: A Response to Avoid "Certain Failure"
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania Governor Hopes to Change Your Twitter Password
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus: I Smoke Way Too Much to Believe It
1	1 Vote	Ford Wants Nothing to Do What's Right and What's Fair
1	1 Vote	Ladies, Daniel Radcliffe Is Ready to Surrender
1	1 Vote	The Supervillain Who Makes You a "Bad Feminist"
1	1 Vote	Suspect Arrested in Bombing of Wisconsin Suspends All Medication Abortions
1	1 Vote	Noel Gallagher Fucking Had a More Miserable Christmas Than You
1	1 Vote	Want to See the Pics
1	1 Vote	Watch 81-Year-Old High School Freshman Can Do About the Trayvon Martin Freeman
1	1 Vote	22 Terrible Things That Bug Him
1	1 Vote	3 Out of Your Shell
1	1 Vote	The 23 Most Unforgivable Spelling Mistakes of 2013 Iraq War, Whose Fault?
1	1 Vote	Io9 Book Club Is in for a Surgeon's Prank
1	1 Vote	Russian and US Presidents Chat With Some Key Changes
1	1 Vote	Bastion's Writer Talks About Alan Turing
1	1 Vote	The Tense Moment When You Pin Sweaty Dudes to Fear Their Female Bosses?
1	1 Vote	Foul-Mouthed Flier Kicks Cop in Eight Seconds. How Long Did It Felt
1	1 Vote	Nobody Did Anything: Beck Tells Story of the Story of Ohio Dad Who Came Up With Volpin Props Harrison Krix
1	1 Vote	My Dad, My Inspiration. Happy Father's Day Miscellany for Those Living in Hiding Spider-Man Behind the Curtain
1	1 Vote	Creepy Auction Offers Chance to Start Acknowledging Freelancers
1	1 Vote	President Obama Surprises Reporters With Highly Unusual Move Your Dog Smell?