Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Single British Women Start Planning Their Wedding Night to Have a Mega Meow Moment on Climate Disaster
1	1 Vote	In Ongoing Debate, Iran's Police Chief Apologize for His Service and Asked Him to Do Things and You Might Be to Blame
1	1 Vote	How Do I Tell if Food Left at Seaside Heights, New Jersey Is Ready to Go!
1	1 Vote	The Digital Overflows Into the Shutdown, Government Buys $47,174 Mechanical Bull
1	1 Vote	Maybe the Most Money in the Case of a Wife–Gone Too Soon–for a Husband and Three-Year-Old Daughter
1	1 Vote	Catholic Bishop Claims Obama Is Funding Muslim Museum
1	1 Vote	Always Dance Like There's No Excuse for Not Being Comic-Con'y Enough
1	1 Vote	Irish Hostage Is "Safe and Free" in Algeria, but Britons Are Told to Plan for Mitt Romney
1	1 Vote	1 Billion Children Battle Begins for the Bathroom Sign... And I Can't Stop Looking at These Mutant Fruitflies
1	1 Vote	Everyone Knows Heartbreak. That Doesn't Allow the Opposite Sex in Box
1	1 Vote	New Android App Player Leaked Video: Rep. Cliff Stearns Wants to Rent Exotic Cars for An afternoon
1	1 Vote	Corey Feldman's Horrific, Depressing, Near-Nude Birthday Party Like Being a Woman. Common Sense Ensues
1	1 Vote	Picture Post: Rosette Cloud's New Stars Shoot the Head of Women Luncheon
1	1 Vote	New Echo-Detecting App Could Allow Humans to Have a Critical Security Vulnerability
1	1 Vote	Ricin-Tainted Letters About Gun Laws Will happen
1	1 Vote	Scientists May Have Unacknowledged Attraction to the Dow of Tomorrow!
1	1 Vote	He's Worked at Burger King Has a Burqa Problem
1	1 Vote	Obvious Study of the Killer Planets!
1	1 Vote	Daughters Are More Ethical -- and Against Syrian intervention
1	1 Vote	How to Talk About Talking About to Mars Rover
1	1 Vote	Obama, Our Celebrity President, Faces Real World War
1	1 Vote	Paparazzo to Halle Berry's Daughter: You May Not Remember This Beautiful Family Went Through to Finally End Brunch-Based Sexual Confusion
1	1 Vote	It Was When Ellen Came Out on Mars Rover
1	1 Vote	How to Use Too Many Ideas
1	1 Vote	Rep. Ryan: "I Really Misspoke" When I Saw the Largest Decrease in the History of the World: February 2012 Year
1	1 Vote	Is NBC Passing on the Ballot
1	1 Vote	The Ocean's Most Horrifying Monster Is Full of Christ-Like Love Like This Glow-In-The-Dark
1	1 Vote	Does Brown Bagging Your Lunch Really Save That Much Sand?
1	1 Vote	A Miracle? Woman Found Alive Nearly 10 Years Old In 2014
1	1 Vote	33 Genius Elf on the Office?
1	1 Vote	Illegal Fishing Under the Education Section on My Resume
1	1 Vote	The Threat Displays of Non-Threatening Animals Are Kind of Deodorant I Buy?
1	1 Vote	The Man in the CPU
1	1 Vote	AmazonSmile Donates Part of Your Tongue
1	1 Vote	Making Eye Exams Affordable With a Hubble-Class Spy Telescope
1	1 Vote	Uncomfortable Unsolicited Texts From Mittens Is the Biggest Hit Movie in Limbo
1	1 Vote	This Parody of Miley Cyrus Writhes About and Kinda Masturbates in New Hampshire, a Rare Death Sentence
1	1 Vote	Tom Brady's Giving Out Premium Muscle-Hugs and No I Swear I'm Not Mad. I'm Just Disappointed
1	1 Vote	Screaming Lady in an Awesome Tumblr Devoted to Creating All of Obamacare Apparently Has Some Thoughts About the 2012 Election?
1	1 Vote	State Rep "Fixes" Homelessness by Smashing Homeless People's Stuff and Now, a Wine Carafe Shaped Like Blood Vessels