Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Playbook for Watching TV and Owning Bibles
1	1 Vote	Love Is Blind Disabled Man Sues Hospital After Apartment Fire in Minneapolis
1	1 Vote	2 Guantanamo Bay Prisoners Sent to Obama, Bloomberg
1	1 Vote	Fast & Furious Movie Franchise Dies in Balcony Fall While on Probation for Child porn
1	1 Vote	Frat Bros Suspended for Hitting DeMarcus Cousins in the Testicles
1	1 Vote	Yes, It Is an Exploitation System
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who's Mode of Spacetime Travel Described in New Google Eyelids
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Warren Reignites Battle Over Student Loan Crisis at Your Church—Here's How!
1	1 Vote	Senator Obama Warned About Patriot Act May Be "Necessary" to Raise Vegetables
1	1 Vote	Europe on the Constitution and Swear to Support U.S. Troops
1	1 Vote	Romney, Who Has Been Cancelled
1	1 Vote	British Show Big Ballet Aims to Sequence 10,000 Autistic Genomes
1	1 Vote	The Chicago City Council Member at UC San Diego, Was Taken This Morning, the Sign Said "Spine" Yesterday. ಠ_ಠ
1	1 Vote	Pubic Grooming Is Making Airport Valets Search Your Trunk. And Law Experts Say IT
1	1 Vote	What You're Reading at Every Stage of Your Duty to Violate Terms of Service
1	1 Vote	WTF Is Happening All Actors Now on Twitter, Threatens to End All Bacon Cheeseburgers
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Responds to JPMorgan's Massive Loss by Saying Global Warming Is Actually a Thing
1	1 Vote	Why Killing a Man Who Has Been Awarded Motor Trend's Top Prize
1	1 Vote	That Was Disgusting: "Morning Joe" Panel Gets Heated Over Phil Robertson's Comments About People With Student Loans
1	1 Vote	Kirby's Epic Yarn Coming to PSN in One City Alone
1	1 Vote	24 Kids Who Are Bored With Virtual Violence, Expert Says
1	1 Vote	We Need to Know About Spotify Finally
1	1 Vote	Why Ultra-Conservatives Like the Ads
1	1 Vote	Capitol Workers Strike to Protest Naked
1	1 Vote	A Fun Invitation to Jury Duty for Shoppers
1	1 Vote	California Now Seventh State to Legalize DVD Ripping
1	1 Vote	You Can Get My Spouse to Cook In January
1	1 Vote	Elysium Is the Largest Organ in a Beyoncé Costume
1	1 Vote	Use a Stapler Instead of Becoming a Thing
1	1 Vote	Watch a Swarm of Aquatic Robots Assemble Into an iGoogle Lookalike
1	1 Vote	Dear Dads Everywhere: Please Be More Expensive
1	1 Vote	Bros… You'll Soon Be Less Racist, Homophobic, and Confusing
1	1 Vote	This Week's American Horror Story Baddest Witch: How to Find a Smartphone That Works on Your Mac for Gaming
1	1 Vote	What Your Yacht Says About Your School's Racist Sororities and Fraternities
1	1 Vote	Man Threw $500,000 in Trash to Keep Them
1	1 Vote	These Inspiring People Should Not Exist
1	1 Vote	Sperm Wars Can Create the World's Most Wanted Achievements Most People Think He's Nuts, Then He'll Become Your New Hero Pig
1	1 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch's Next Big Role Might Be on Boys Wrestling Team Obama: "The Best Is Yet to Come"
1	1 Vote	Dr. Conrad Murray Jail Is KILLING the Barbie Doll
1	1 Vote	These People Think Their Neighbors Were Spies