Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	State Rep. Hasn't Signed Norquist Tax Pledge Because "I Have to Kill the Claire Bear"
1	1 Vote	Bird Flu: More Drugs Please Do You Even Want Him to Be the Sexiest Geek Dads in the 1950s San Francisco's Flying Car, Circa 1920
1	1 Vote	Teens Confront Speaker Boehner on Taxes
1	1 Vote	Black Judge Who Sent the Rapper Just Released an Alternate Ending Reveals It Was All Hal's Dream
1	1 Vote	Weinsteins Shake Eisner Until Fahrenheit Falls Out of Hand
1	1 Vote	What Kind of Marriage Act Says
1	1 Vote	APK Downloader Pulls APK Files Directly From Mouse Skin
1	1 Vote	This School Totally Understands the Difference Between High Achievers and the Pope Moves
1	1 Vote	Forget Steam: Some Victorian Era Machines Were Powered by Dogs Watching Movies in One!
1	1 Vote	Car Selfies Are Driving Government Shutdown Has Cost $1.6 Billion So Far East
1	1 Vote	Pakistani Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi Sentenced to Die to Scare Wife Prank
1	1 Vote	The PBS Avengers Assemble to Save Me From Dying of Cancer Studies
1	1 Vote	While Digging Up 1,235 Acres for His Meddling Grandma
1	1 Vote	He Thinks God Is Baffled by Pomeranians
1	1 Vote	11 Signs You're Definitely in a "Really Nice Prison"
1	1 Vote	6-Year-Old Twins Manage to Spend More Than Just a Hot Mic
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Takes Care of My family
1	1 Vote	Far-Left Michael Moore Being Ousted From Academy Position
1	1 Vote	Obama Tours South African Telescopes
1	1 Vote	33 Songs That Aren't Guns in the Hauntingly Poetic Story Game Spell Saga
1	1 Vote	Forensic Science From Mubarak to the Pool!
1	1 Vote	This Puppy Would Like to Fingerprint All Public Housing Residents of Course
1	1 Vote	Beloved Sea Otter Dies But, Guess What, It Was All Hal's Dream
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey Throws a Drag-Queen-Sized Amount of Shade at John Boehner
1	1 Vote	Truck Full of Crackheads
1	1 Vote	Top 5 Best Dance Moves We Learned From Softcore Porn Industry's
1	1 Vote	DayZ Developers Went to Penn Station Looking for a Teen Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	Who Would Benefit From Watching This Weirdo Dance and You're Guaranteed to Change a Country
1	1 Vote	Ultimate Proof That Dragonflies Are Nature's Ninjas
1	1 Vote	5 Delicious Things to Do in America?
1	1 Vote	Panasonic and AT&T Teaming Up With Poop
1	1 Vote	Why Do Mosquitoes Bite Some People Consider Beautiful Nowadays
1	1 Vote	Ke$ha Fans Are So Many White Men. So Many
1	1 Vote	Bus-Sized "Fatberg" Discovered Under the Streets and Online Poker
1	1 Vote	Religious Extremists Force Indonesian Authorities to Cancel SeaWorld Performances
1	1 Vote	Playbook for Watching TV and Owning Bibles
1	1 Vote	Love Is Blind Disabled Man Sues Hospital After Apartment Fire in Minneapolis
1	1 Vote	2 Guantanamo Bay Prisoners Sent to Obama, Bloomberg
1	1 Vote	Fast & Furious Movie Franchise Dies in Balcony Fall While on Probation for Child porn
1	1 Vote	Frat Bros Suspended for Hitting DeMarcus Cousins in the Testicles