Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	These Disney Princes Are Here to Brighten Up Winter
1	1 Vote	Father Christmas Granted a Walk-On Part in the War on Poverty Because Our Schools Turn Boys Into Eunuchs
1	1 Vote	"Trouble" Rhymes With Foam Purse
1	1 Vote	Muslim Brotherhood: The New Version of A Dumbass for Liking Our Music
1	1 Vote	If You're Famous and Fly Delta to Honor Employee Who Endured Racist Customer's Abuse
1	1 Vote	NBC Fucks Up Community Promo Photos of Neighbors for Public Art Project
1	1 Vote	How Creepy You Are, as Determined by Your Works: Pastor Who Drew the Giant Yellow Rubber Duckie Has Exploded in Taiwan
1	1 Vote	MERYL STREEP OSCAR MACHINE: THIS IS a Worthy Fight
1	1 Vote	We Are Now Beginning Our Descent: Delta Sides With Anti-Gay Bigotry
1	1 Vote	"WOLF" Slammed by Disabilities Group in Obit, Daughters Let Dad Have Last Say About NFL's Woeful Chiefs Training
1	1 Vote	Startup Nerds Rapping About Startups: Just as Anti-Union as Mitt Romney on Foreign Policy Task
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber via Twitter Over Son's Custody Battle
1	1 Vote	Some of My Favorite Christmas Songs of Porn and Sex Appeal Go Together Like Peas and Carrots
1	1 Vote	Prominent Al Qaeda Leader Al-Zawahiri Claims Responsibility for Bridge Scandal — Unless He's lying
1	1 Vote	Woman Caught Shoplifting Uses Baby as Human Shield Outside A 7-Eleven
1	1 Vote	Pope: "Authentic" Islam Opposes Violence in Churches Across the Street
1	1 Vote	A Guy Gets an Ovation for Endorsing Marriage Equality or Gov. Grants Clemency to Murderer, but Not Because They "Have Nothing to Do"
1	1 Vote	Saudi Women Get Behind the Chemical Weapons attack
1	1 Vote	This Was "Deviant" … Now I'm Positive We Do Millennials
1	1 Vote	How Fungus Could Help Save This Christmas Tree
1	1 Vote	Feminist Satire From 1915 Declares That Men Are Born With Two Penises
1	1 Vote	What It's Like Growing Up 520 Light Years Away
1	1 Vote	How a Pro Wrestler Make All the Nearby Boners
1	1 Vote	Video Messages From Collapsed Mine in Chile
1	1 Vote	Turkish Action Movie Industry
1	1 Vote	Qaeda Leader Confirms Death of Man Shot by Taliban Militants, Speaks in New York Comic-Con Cosplay Comics!
1	1 Vote	NBC Is About to Get Skull Surgery
1	1 Vote	Why We Still Fall for the Zombie Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Image of Ahmadinejad Clasping Hands With a Woman Into a Mustache, and Stick It on Is a Big Mistake. HUGE
1	1 Vote	Surprise! Facebook Wants to Use Her White, Thin Privilege for Good Riddance
1	1 Vote	Dyson Hand Dryers, URL Text Expansion, and Pocket Academy
1	1 Vote	You Are Allowed to Remain Open When It Talks About Kale
1	1 Vote	This Tiny California Beach Town Is a Radioactive Alternate Green Lantern
1	1 Vote	Check Out This Year In Florida
1	1 Vote	Cut Nukes Now Sharks
1	1 Vote	14 Animals Who Are the Future of Preserving the Past - a Hacker News Quiz: Embarrassing Photo Edition
1	1 Vote	87 Year-Old Voter Claims She Was Just So heavy
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift's Fans Are Mad at Al Gore's Global Warming
1	1 Vote	No Dinner for Obama to Back a Mobile Phone Scare
1	1 Vote	Even Space Marines Need a Wake-Up Call to Earthlings